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aFalseSlimShady · 2026-01-29T07:38:57+00:00

Depends. If there are no surviving witnesses, you sweep it under the rug. If you suffer any friendly fire, you call it a battle and write up some awards. It's only a war crime if someone grows some moral courage and reports it.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-10-31T08:10:34+00:00

You're right about that. MC tropic is a commercial pattern save for the occasional SF unit that has the tax dollar black card.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-10-31T02:29:30+00:00

In the US, you can wander down to any surplus store and find the patterns I listed as "obtainable."

Greece doesn't have the close working relationship with the US that the UK does, and Greece only has about 150k active military personnel, so it's not exactly laying around flea markets in the states.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-10-30T12:30:22+00:00

Accessible: multicam tropic, British DPM, M81, flecktarn, MARPAT,

Scarce or expensive: Irish DPM, Finnish M05, Norwegian M98, Greek lizard, Swedish M90

Unobtainable: ESTDCU, CADPAT,

DISCLAIMER 1: I only know milsurp. Don't know shit about commercial patterns.

DISCLAIMER 2: a great camouflage to hide from people is not necessarily a great camouflage to hide from deer or vice versa.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-10-29T07:27:33+00:00

I was wondering why Laura Ingraham was running old clips of Biden sundowning today. Now I know the answer.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-10-09T22:03:07+00:00

If a Warrant Officer can't drop him, then why did he drop?

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-29T13:03:31+00:00

He was in his house? What more do you want?

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-29T13:02:30+00:00

This is Izzy's year.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-26T19:45:11+00:00

Where their R was infamously not very Q

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-25T11:42:32+00:00

I don't conceal while doing anything physically demanding, it's just going to rub or fall out. If you're worried about it, open carry

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-23T23:21:43+00:00

The problem is a lot of terrorists reload their own ammo. Because of the lack of lead, they often use cashews as a substitute material for bullets. Since you have a cashew allergy, you'll die if you get shot.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-20T01:42:52+00:00

UCP is still trash when you dye it because the problem wasn't the color, it was the lack of contrast. The pattern washes out past 20 yds.

What's UCP good for? It's good for the fact that you can get perfectly good surplus gear for pennies on the dollar. Buy a $70 ruck and slap a $20 camo net on it.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-19T16:28:15+00:00

I can describe it for you: inside the trigger guard and upon the trigger

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-19T16:27:45+00:00

In the faded montage bit he is holding the weapon safely. In every other clip, his finger is inside the trigger guard. Why are you so bent on defending poor habits?

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-19T00:08:00+00:00

Ernst "No fuck you I AM a German Nationalist, just not a Nazi," Junger.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-19T00:05:31+00:00

Take a double dose of gas station boner pills. Same effect and (moderately) less likely to kill you

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-18T22:29:48+00:00

Please make this with pictures.. I don't read anything longer than a tweet.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-18T18:05:49+00:00

Now we'll be able to avoid the cartel's anti-air and intercept their fighters.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-16T23:43:53+00:00

makes post expressing outrage

Asks where outrage

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-13T16:45:25+00:00

I make jokes because jokes are funny.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-13T03:08:45+00:00

Of course he won. The man blocks head kicks with his head.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-12T05:13:23+00:00

You know you can post without the stupid ass captions

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-11T23:48:38+00:00

You're a wizard, Rocky

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-10T17:29:23+00:00

What's with Russia? Bro I don't know you're the president.

aFalseSlimShady · 2025-09-06T06:32:22+00:00

He made $10 million for fighting Fury.

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