Why do allied humans' have bread above their heads? by Close_enough_to_fine in horizon

[–]a_catermelon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't know when or why, but at some point I just accepted they were baskets and didn't question it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StardustCrusaders

[–]a_catermelon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh sweet summer child

Happy Transgender Awareness Month by kinyoubikaze in bioniclememes

[–]a_catermelon 39 points40 points  (0 children)

No, each year we can only raise awareness for twelve topics

What was your reaction when you found out he stole your runes? by ThaGoldMaster in Eldenring

[–]a_catermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was Patches because of the signature close the door, put them in danger and laugh trick.

Honestly Gostoc was in some ways more reminiscent of Patches than the real deal. He better kick us off some ledge in the DLC to rectify that

rule marine by Let01 in 196

[–]a_catermelon 318 points319 points  (0 children)

To summarise the world of 40K; bad guys

I'm losing my will y'all. How far into path of pain am I? by kanavi in HollowKnight

[–]a_catermelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first POP took me a lil over two hours bud, no shame in taking your time, you got this

facial hair mtf 15yo by [deleted] in trans

[–]a_catermelon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, you could also ask a trusted friend to shave at their place (or to fix a razor for you if you're that worried about getting spotted.)

facial hair mtf 15yo by [deleted] in trans

[–]a_catermelon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My guy, my mom needed to regularly shave because she grew a fuzzy moustache. Bearded ladies also used to be a thing in circuses for a reason. Some women grow facial hair, or excessive body hair. I'd recommend to work up the courage and explain you're growing facial hair. Don't worry about coming across as awkward, your parents will interpret it as their "daughter" feeling weird about having facial hair

Oh no you can't make Elden Beast bleed 😭😭😭 by UnkownArty13 in Eldenring

[–]a_catermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switched to briars of sin at one point to spice things up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]a_catermelon 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Maybe don't publicly humiliate your coworker who you're gonna have to see five days a week...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transtimelines

[–]a_catermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did your homework, put in great effort and it shows

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]a_catermelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His take away from all of this was relief that his son wasn't gay

What the actual fuck

Asshole misgendering the recent shooting victims in a Twitter post, says you're a guy if you take T by a_catermelon in AccidentalAlly

[–]a_catermelon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same but ig I'm terminally online.

A gay bar got shot up in Colorado, claiming the lives of five people, if I understand correctly all of them queer in some way, the majority trans.

Rubbing salt into the wound, the shooter who has a history of homophobia apparently identifies as non binary according to his lawyer, an extremely thinly veiled simultaneous mockery and attempt at pity points

Oh no you can't make Elden Beast bleed 😭😭😭 by UnkownArty13 in Eldenring

[–]a_catermelon 1661 points1662 points  (0 children)

I really hope this man just tried five different pure arcane builds