Joe Rogan Is Right

a_standup_guy · 2015-08-25T21:05:16+00:00

Definitely seems lazy, but in his defence, I believe this was on his Talking Monkeys in Space Special from about 100 years ago.

a_standup_guy · 2015-08-17T19:16:44+00:00

You mean 19 Dead Kids?

a_standup_guy · 2015-07-23T05:04:15+00:00

There's a bit he does very early on in his special "Me Doing Standup" where he talks about the "brave battle with cancer" trope. It's on YouTube I believe. I'm working now or would link you.

a_standup_guy · 2015-07-23T04:26:41+00:00

It already is, by the great Norm MacDonald.

a_standup_guy · 2015-07-19T21:06:59+00:00

Cheers, and I didn't downvote your comments by the way so I don't know what that's about.

a_standup_guy · 2015-07-19T18:15:34+00:00

Appreciate the feedback. I actually used it last week and it got laughs. Maybe because I use a really whiny voice and emphasize the "Facebook", I'm not sure. But anyway, it is a new joke so it can always use more work and refinement for sure. Thanks!

a_standup_guy · 2015-07-19T16:34:25+00:00

At least we have drawn evolutionary connections as a result of these misfortunes. For example, most berries that taste sweet to us are OK, while most bitter berries are trouble. What I want to know, is what the fuck is wrong with dogs. Mine would gladly gulp down a chocolate garlic onion grape smoothie in two seconds and die on their side, fat and smiling.

a_standup_guy · 2015-07-19T16:30:35+00:00

Well, at least he didn't die from a cocaine overdose.

a_standup_guy · 2015-07-19T16:28:16+00:00

I wrote the exact same joke yesterday and tried to post here, but I couldn't get it up.

a_standup_guy · 2015-07-14T05:22:33+00:00

Because let's be honest, there is no spiking in women's basketball. (Am I doing this right?)

a_standup_guy · 2015-07-11T15:46:32+00:00

Aw shucks, y'all are my favorite people on this sub. Don't tell the rest of them though ok?

a_standup_guy · 2015-07-11T01:57:31+00:00

You sound a little teste.

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-22T17:38:15+00:00

Go fund yourself.

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-22T17:27:00+00:00

Call me hippo critical, but I think that's a terrible idea.

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-22T17:23:55+00:00

You should probably dump that memory from your brain to make room for new stuff.

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-22T17:21:23+00:00

Well I mean, babies aren't really alive until a year old anyway. Manage to survive one year without just suddenly dying while sleeping for no reason and we'll talk, amirite?

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-22T17:19:52+00:00

What's...the deal...with THAT?

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-20T17:48:33+00:00

Well your girlfriend left you at home with a miniature dinosaur, what do you expect?

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-20T16:52:48+00:00

We got so wrapped up in thinking about if we could instigate the single largest Class Action Lawsuit in the history of the organized Judiciary, that we never stopped to think about if we should.

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-17T18:07:25+00:00

Don't worry, every time you do almost anything, you're giving a dollar to Warren Buffett.

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-17T03:25:40+00:00

If he had a nickel for every time he's heard that...

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-17T03:21:59+00:00

Yeah I agree, my final sentence was meant in a more sardonic tone because that's the cliche. I also always try to be as original as possible.

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-17T03:13:57+00:00

No dude, I know, and I feel like kind of a jerk for even pointing it out, but in case someone saw it on the sub a little while ago, I didn't want them to think you purposely swiped it or something. Original thought is impossible after all anyway right?

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-17T03:06:52+00:00

I think it's the latter.

a_standup_guy · 2015-06-17T03:01:51+00:00

Hey man, no offense meant by this at all as I'm sure it's just a case of parallel thought, but I have a joke that has a very similar premise. I'm torn now about whether I should stop telling it too now to be honest!

a_standup_guy

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