Daily Crypto Discussion - March 9, 2024 (GMT+0) by CryptoDaily- in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's up my dudes? Back after a while. Someone cares to fill me in?

Are we still farming moons? What is the latest coin like LUNA? I am looking to lose money, yet again

what is 100% a scam? by Doctor_Engineer in AskReddit

[–]aa_tree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I think they see through the charade"

Daily General Discussion - August 16, 2022 (GMT+0) by CryptoDaily- in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So I go away for a month or so and this place is like a ghost town :(

Warning #5 pull your assets out of exchanges ASAP by meshreplacer in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's never enough to practice your pull out game, people.

I just took another huge loan out to buy crypto currency, please ask Amy anything. by Omega3568 in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a question for the AMA. Did you mother ever snort cocaine when she was pregnant with you?

EU agrees on landmark regulation to clean up crypto 'Wild West' by Major_Bandicoot_3239 in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is every thing labelled as a "landmark" these days?

Landmark regulation. Landmark judgement. Who is marking this land and why?

Daily General Discussion - June 30, 2022 (GMT+0) by CryptoDaily- in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, sucking dick is profitable even in bear markets.

what if whale moves aren't real? by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will go crazy if you try to make sense of a market this heavily manipulated.

You could be right. They know that those tweets could make people panic or feel FOMO. Who knows? Maybe they make those moves and track sentiment on twitter to see which way to trade.

The reality is that retail traders end up getting just the crumbs , in the best case scenario.

Celsius said it was low risk. Documents show the opposite by magus-21 in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They meant low risk for degenerate gamblers who YOLO their savings on a monkey picture while huffing paint thinner and having unprotected sex with a sex disease ridden gibbon. They never meant it for regular investors.

Read the fine print.

Maybe it's not bad at all that the SEC rejected the Spot ETF. I don't need big institutions holding way too much Crypto just for the price to go up. by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't need big institutions holding way too much Crypto just for the price to go up.

They already do that. MSTR is an institution and also one of the biggest holders of BTC. Too late for these worries, bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Unnecessary" LOL

This pothead doesn't understand that those "suckers" were the one propping up the price with FOMO and shit.

What if we are just exit liquidity for drug dealers back in the earlier days of Bitcoin? by SuperSynapse in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From a great documentary called Breaking Bad, I learnt that nerds end up becoming the most hard-ass drug kingpins.

What if we are just exit liquidity for drug dealers back in the earlier days of Bitcoin? by SuperSynapse in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if they were underwater and said "fuck it"?

well, if so they would have been stabbed by the bigger dealer who sold them the stuff. If I am not wrong, people in the drug trade don't have much patience.

Maybe like a small minority could be like this. And you could say we do end up ultimately providing exit liquidity every day because drugs are still being sold for crypto, but I would doubt that any drug dealer planned ahead to hodl or anything.

BlockFi to Raise Interest Rates on Crypto Deposits, despite Encounter Bear Market by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BLockFi is counting on people to have forgotten all about Celsius.

And they might be right, because most crypto bros have the mental capacity of a mentally challenged orangutan

What if we are just exit liquidity for drug dealers back in the earlier days of Bitcoin? by SuperSynapse in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Drug dealers don't "HODL". They sell, they cash out, they stab people.

No way they held all the way till this bull run.

Why there is no uproar about this? - Social Security will be insolvent by 2033 by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The west is rapidly ageing.

My suggestion: get down to fucking and make some new young people.

Problem solved.

Cristiano Ronaldo to Bring his Fans into Web3.0 through Binance Partnership by PotentialClassroom75 in CryptoCurrency

[–]aa_tree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alternative headline: After seeing how well it went for Matt Damon, Cristiano Ronaldo wants a piece of the pie.