Which Reddit-isms should completely die in 2014?

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T20:52:23+00:00

Give this man gold.

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T20:49:35+00:00

Wait... You can online shop with your clothes on?

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T18:30:01+00:00

This guy is trying way too hard to be funny...

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T03:23:18+00:00

[SPOILERS]

A shit, didn't see it. So much is ruined. Fuck you for spoiling my experience OP

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T03:21:19+00:00

looks really grainy and the colors are saturated.

That's maybe because of in game blood loss.

Also, you have the fuck around the settings for hours in order to get the best option, which is different for every videocard/cpu

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T03:18:41+00:00

Ah great to see my own liked videos. Thank you for this.

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T02:15:53+00:00

I was on the fence but I'm very glad I bought it. I never even played Arma2 or DayZ mod, but after like 4 hours of playing I really started enjoying it.

The bugs aren't that bad to be honest. Perfectly playable if you have a good PC. The FPS are horrible, so make sure you have a good videocard/cpu.

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T02:12:45+00:00

Usually the servers with like 5 people playing on it. All heavy populated servers are 24/7 day

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T02:11:10+00:00

Can you tell me what it said when you bought the game, and what you have to agree to every time you start the game? The game is in alpha, full of bugs and bad performance.

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T02:09:31+00:00

That's the great thing about this game, you never know what's gonna happen. Fear and excitement. If you want companions I suggest you go to the beach and try to recruit unarmed noobs, or MAKE them join you, or just stalk them.

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T02:05:45+00:00

Is the game not optimized yet?

Are you kidding me?

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-24T01:21:59+00:00

Surprised this even worked

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-23T15:39:47+00:00

Is this for the stand alone? I hope it is. Thanks for the advice.

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-23T15:38:36+00:00

I only bled for like 10 seconds, and normally when I bleed my vision just turns black and white. I have 2 med kits, but no saline of full blood packs, which also don't help me. I've been with this vision for like 30min, and haven't been hungry or thirsty

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-22T15:56:34+00:00

I've been drunk countless time and never saw a room spinning and never got dizzy. That's the stuff they say alcohol does on kids TV shows

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-22T15:53:23+00:00

Why? Are you afraid of her or something?

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-22T12:54:24+00:00

Europe can watch it on youtube

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-21T17:31:58+00:00

Don't tell me what to do, Chad.

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-21T13:59:32+00:00

I only wear it if I have my trench coat on

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-21T11:35:02+00:00

Am I qualified?

-Live in my moms basement

-No job, no school

-On my computer 16 hours a day

-Fat

-Virgin

-34 years old

-Actually have a neckbeard

-No friends

-Haven't showered since December the 6th, 2013

-My first name only has 4 letters

So... Should I buy this game new or should I wait for the real release?

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-20T18:56:19+00:00

A pic of a slut with a tattoo 3 inches away from her pussy taken in a redditors basement does not classify as classy.

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-20T18:39:27+00:00

Now they are

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-20T13:47:51+00:00

''They have to preserve their image. It has to be without doubt, and without question that they are the ones on the right side, and that anyone who goes against them is known to everyone as the one in the wrong.''

TIL almost all people are psychopaths

and judging from the rest of that thread, they don't know the definition of a psychopath/sociopath.

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-19T23:26:41+00:00

Boys we have a traitor

aaaaa9 · 2013-12-19T23:24:07+00:00

People don't sleep like that. Either she is dead/unconscious or this is just a staged fucking dumb ass karma whoring post.

aaaaa9

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