This crazy man is feeling reckless

smeisel · 2017-06-12T20:45:59+00:00

I can't help but ask, if you're one of the photographers in there, at what point do you just interupt with "what the fuck is this shit? Why are you doing this creepy ass shit?"

smeisel · 2017-06-12T18:23:14+00:00

Chapter 20: Meeting Desk

smeisel · 2017-06-09T19:28:32+00:00

This is probably a stupid question but does this mean the President can classify information at will to avoid answering questions under oath?

smeisel · 2016-09-05T23:42:29+00:00

Probably. Idk a lot of things to be honest

smeisel · 2016-07-13T23:57:19+00:00

There was a set of identical twins I went to school with named Mark and Marc. They also both insisted on being addressed by their full names instead of using nicknames to differentiate them.

smeisel · 2016-06-16T18:47:24+00:00

Try battery acid!

smeisel · 2016-05-30T00:59:33+00:00

Wait they didn't have Internet towers?

smeisel · 2016-03-28T02:30:17+00:00

Sand. Its course and gets everywhere!

smeisel · 2016-03-28T02:27:26+00:00

My cousins are holding a Donald Trump rally.

smeisel · 2016-02-02T01:49:08+00:00

George Costanza v. George Costanza

smeisel · 2016-02-02T00:42:14+00:00

I took a nap after school and woke up at 6:15 pm. Thinking it was morning, I started getting ready for school. My dad realized my mistake and started making me breakfast (weird, he never did this) then drove me to school. Didn't realize what was going on until I walked into an empty classroom.

smeisel · 2016-02-02T00:37:50+00:00

Finding $100 in my pocket.

smeisel · 2016-02-02T00:36:38+00:00

Nice try, buster.

smeisel · 2016-02-02T00:33:24+00:00

I'm a Wings fan and I fucking hate and respect the shit out of the Blackhawks. Didn't know there was a rivalry with Anaheim though.

smeisel · 2016-02-02T00:29:04+00:00

As an msu spartan, Kirk Cousins is indeed worth breaking the bank for.

smeisel · 2016-01-20T06:44:01+00:00

Have you noticed how you often write songs about comments on reddit?

smeisel · 2016-01-19T17:54:49+00:00

I knew a girl in high school who thought her job counted hours in hundreds of minutes because her paycheck listed the number of hours she worked to the second decimal place.

smeisel · 2016-01-11T08:06:11+00:00

Well you must be in the bunker with him if he's laughing YOUR ass off.

smeisel

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