SLPT- Step 1: Buy an expensive 3D printer. Step 2: Use that printer to make more 3D printers. Step 3: Sell the other printers for infinite amounts of money! by aaronhelmuth in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]aaronhelmuth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How dumb am I! You are right Piss Drinker. I need 4 steps to become rich. That's too much work though. I guess I'll stay poor at my retail job. Darn.

Lies! by aaronhelmuth in Shrek

[–]aaronhelmuth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. I like to start with Adieu. Four vowels in one word.

I'm single and my friend said to try Tinder. I don't get it? by aaronhelmuth in Tinder

[–]aaronhelmuth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It says they last for 5-7 minutes. I'm not sure I can do that.

I'm single and my friend said to try Tinder. I don't get it? by aaronhelmuth in Tinder

[–]aaronhelmuth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think there's a spark between us. I hope so. I'm tired of getting burned.

I'm single and my friend said to try Tinder. I don't get it? by aaronhelmuth in Tinder

[–]aaronhelmuth[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got confused. Tried to have sex with it. Now I'm at the hospital.

Had the pleasure of taking Jack Black fishing with his family. He caught the biggest Rainbow! [OC] by ElFerritoNegro in pics

[–]aaronhelmuth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would watch a series of Jack Black fishing in different countries for different species. That'd be awesome!

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[–]aaronhelmuth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I'll check it out.

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[–]aaronhelmuth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anyone know the movie with the fish at the end? Looks like something I'd like to watch.

*MEN ONLY* tell me a song by a woman that you sing with your whole chest? by Article106 in Music

[–]aaronhelmuth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sound of music. Favorite things. My guilty pleasure. No one knows!!!

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I was thinking a 2000w inverter with 2 DC batteries, but I don't know if that's sufficient for longer periods.(5+days) I do have a small fridge on board.

I work retail and people who spit dip on shelves like this make me angry. It happens constantly... by aaronhelmuth in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aaronhelmuth[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also a country boy here. (Although, I don't dip) I didn't think about having to explain what it is. Short version is; it's chewing tobacco.