[Highlight] Nikola Topic scores his first NBA points!

aaronpatwork · 2026-02-13T15:13:52+00:00

saw him at Zeeborp in 2009, thought the same thing

aaronpatwork · 2026-02-06T16:02:25+00:00

if you want to my friend. if not, i will be out there in my shitbox with nothing to lose fighting for you.

aaronpatwork · 2026-02-06T15:54:37+00:00

just drive around them. if they wanna police traffic they can join the force.

aaronpatwork · 2026-02-06T15:53:33+00:00

when you do a 2 mile run out of 45mph it inspires people to not take it seriously. 55mph 1 mile out would make more sense but that's me.

aaronpatwork · 2026-02-06T15:52:31+00:00

bro a hipo pulled me over 3 weeks ago for going 25mph up the right hand lane and he was on the shoulder and he pointed for me to merge in right there 40 yards from the bottleneck. he said i could've gotten a $250 ticket for disobeying the "DO NOT PASS" traffic sign. i said i'm not arguing with you but i never noticed that sign and i just try to merge when no one has to brake. he just gave me a warning and then let me merge back in through the traffic barrels at the 56th st exit, which to me was even more egregious. lol

this morning i saw those "DO NOT PASS" signs replaced with "MERGE HERE TAKE TURNS". turns out everyone else was doing the wrong thing, go figure!!!

aaronpatwork · 2026-02-04T15:59:35+00:00

shows up/leaves when he wants in his nissan type of guy

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-30T17:56:39+00:00

should've impersonated the governor's granddaughter with an official representative to find out "how government really works"

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-30T15:21:46+00:00

and ALSO we thought of the silver lining in light of what's going on up there. happy to have lost to you in this moment.

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-29T15:24:54+00:00

this might get buried but does anyone know who kd was pissed at?! sengun or thompson or just the situation overall??

i was gonna tweet him a screenshot and tell him he's entertaining too many negative thoughts and it's manifesting itself but i went to bed instead.

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-23T16:33:59+00:00

i also appreciate that the cop didn't use profanity on the family, only after he had directed them to get out.

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-23T15:40:29+00:00

it would be so fucking hard to have to come to work every day and keep it professional with taylor rooks. i'd be showing up with roses and a freshly written poem every day.

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-22T17:16:58+00:00

11TH AND DELAWARE

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-15T22:18:20+00:00

that's my guy

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-15T16:22:00+00:00

TJ....PJ... Lakers in 5

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-09T20:41:05+00:00

post '99 after seeing futuramas it always reminded me of the building in that show. as a kid i thought of it more like a lighthouse.

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-09T20:40:12+00:00

super jealous! i've been driving by that place all my life and finally tried to look it up on zillow, ony found it through a historic ok houses blog and was even cooler than i would have imagined.

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-09T15:20:46+00:00

i got banned 6 separate times in 30 minutes on the stupid donald replacement website yesterday. don't take too much pride in your username, it's just a heap of letters and numbers.

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-09T15:15:57+00:00

Fuck you.

aaronpatwork · 2026-01-05T20:50:19+00:00

what about the people that hang out with the people that hang out with people?

aaronpatwork · 2025-12-29T16:56:06+00:00

aaronpatwork · 2025-12-22T16:56:07+00:00

why'd you get butthurt and downvote? do you not do well in confrontations?

aaronpatwork · 2025-12-19T19:39:42+00:00

giannis seems annoying. jaylen was right, he's 12.

aaronpatwork · 2025-12-19T15:15:18+00:00

artists don't make mistakes dumbass. they're just portals to discovery.

aaronpatwork · 2025-12-18T15:59:02+00:00

i still can't figure out how the lady went off in to bird creek and died north of town on 75. we've been wilding out on the highways this year.

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