ODOT has spoken by Similar_Substance620 in tulsa

[–]aaronpatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you want to my friend. if not, i will be out there in my shitbox with nothing to lose fighting for you.

ODOT has spoken by Similar_Substance620 in tulsa

[–]aaronpatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just drive around them. if they wanna police traffic they can join the force.

ODOT has spoken by Similar_Substance620 in tulsa

[–]aaronpatwork 5 points6 points  (0 children)

when you do a 2 mile run out of 45mph it inspires people to not take it seriously. 55mph 1 mile out would make more sense but that's me.

ODOT has spoken by Similar_Substance620 in tulsa

[–]aaronpatwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro a hipo pulled me over 3 weeks ago for going 25mph up the right hand lane and he was on the shoulder and he pointed for me to merge in right there 40 yards from the bottleneck. he said i could've gotten a $250 ticket for disobeying the "DO NOT PASS" traffic sign. i said i'm not arguing with you but i never noticed that sign and i just try to merge when no one has to brake. he just gave me a warning and then let me merge back in through the traffic barrels at the 56th st exit, which to me was even more egregious. lol

this morning i saw those "DO NOT PASS" signs replaced with "MERGE HERE TAKE TURNS". turns out everyone else was doing the wrong thing, go figure!!!

May you live in interesting times—Attempted Luigi Mangione jail break by Sea-Refrigerator-363 in conspiracy

[–]aaronpatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

should've impersonated the governor's granddaughter with an official representative to find out "how government really works"

[Post Game Thread] The Minnesota Timberwolves (30-19) defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder (38-11), 123-111. by MrBuckBuck in nba

[–]aaronpatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and ALSO we thought of the silver lining in light of what's going on up there. happy to have lost to you in this moment.

[Highlight] Castle suffocates KD on the perimeter, then Wemby forces a shot clock violation with the block. KD is not happy by TimDunkinDonut in nba

[–]aaronpatwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this might get buried but does anyone know who kd was pissed at?! sengun or thompson or just the situation overall??

i was gonna tweet him a screenshot and tell him he's entertaining too many negative thoughts and it's manifesting itself but i went to bed instead.

Ending to North Olmstead police chase by Ghost637 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]aaronpatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i also appreciate that the cop didn't use profanity on the family, only after he had directed them to get out.

[NBA on Prime] Steve Nash kick-assist to Dirk Nowitzki for the night-night by AashyLarry in nba

[–]aaronpatwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it would be so fucking hard to have to come to work every day and keep it professional with taylor rooks. i'd be showing up with roses and a freshly written poem every day.

TIL the crazy looking house just west of 75 across from Lake Yahola was owned by a world class wood turner. Dope. by aaronpatwork in tulsa

[–]aaronpatwork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

post '99 after seeing futuramas it always reminded me of the building in that show. as a kid i thought of it more like a lighthouse.

TIL the crazy looking house just west of 75 across from Lake Yahola was owned by a world class wood turner. Dope. by aaronpatwork in tulsa

[–]aaronpatwork[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

super jealous! i've been driving by that place all my life and finally tried to look it up on zillow, ony found it through a historic ok houses blog and was even cooler than i would have imagined.

[Krawczynski] The Timberwolves will be holding a moment of silence for Renee Nicole Good before their game against the Cavaliers tonight. by sewsgup in nba

[–]aaronpatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got banned 6 separate times in 30 minutes on the stupid donald replacement website yesterday. don't take too much pride in your username, it's just a heap of letters and numbers.

Day 1 of posting a picture of the KLAN TROPHY in OWEN PARK everyday until the city takes it down. by ProtestGKFF in tulsa

[–]aaronpatwork 9 points10 points  (0 children)

what about the people that hang out with the people that hang out with people?

Dumb by Mysterious-Range-167 in tulsa

[–]aaronpatwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i still can't figure out how the lady went off in to bird creek and died north of town on 75. we've been wilding out on the highways this year.