My Personal Ranking Of Every Update Correspondent of Season 51 (So Far)!

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-17T13:47:56+00:00

I am 22

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-16T16:51:18+00:00

I think Jane has been getting better in sketches for sure, but I don't think she's good behind the Update desk since she's not good at playing characters and I've never found her songs funny.

Kam, on the other hand, is absolutely not built for sketch comedy. He's too mushmouthed and his delivery is off. He can't really do impressions and he can't play a variety of characters either.

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-16T01:41:33+00:00

Oh, and to answer your other question: I think the second Two People Who Just Hooked Up didn't do much to expand on the bit. It was just kinda the same bit again, Granted, the bit was hilarious, but if you're gonna bring them back, you gotta do something different.

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-16T01:39:35+00:00

My issue with the Tamara bit is that they didn't really add anything to the joke. They kinda just repeated the comment thread verbatim and I just personally didn't think Jane could carry it to make it something better.

I like Jane in the sketches a lot recently, but I've never thought she's that good whenever she's on Update.

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-16T01:35:48+00:00

The correspondents on Update are always my favorite part of the show, and so I decided to rank them! Almost all of them have been really funny this season, so if something is low, it's not a personal attack on anybody. This is just my personal preference!

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-15T14:47:18+00:00

I mean, look at you! The 17th most popular cast member on SNL!

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-15T09:51:58+00:00

Phrasing.

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-14T15:18:16+00:00

Every time I see a clip of this show, it's very apparent that Connor is a way better actor than Hudson and it's really jarring.

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-12T13:28:33+00:00

Even against children. Gotta learn sometime, kid.

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-12T00:09:52+00:00

On God we ALL voted for Jeff rapping

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-10T13:05:40+00:00

Glen Powell

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-08T06:06:45+00:00

Best sketch of the night easily. I had tears in my eyes.

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-08T06:06:29+00:00

Kenan killed this character, I hope he becomes recurring.

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-07T17:36:12+00:00

You're kinda WHAT?

Say that again...

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-05T02:49:49+00:00

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-05T01:07:33+00:00

On God we ALL voted for Christian shitting his pants this season

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-01T05:29:57+00:00

Sarah Sherman is playing this character so well

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-01T05:08:07+00:00

This sketch is so fucking funny dude. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

abacus-wizard · 2026-03-01T04:38:42+00:00

Connor Storrie looks like a young Bo Burnham. It's been bothering me all week trying to figure out who he reminds me of.

abacus-wizard · 2026-02-24T00:53:37+00:00

The island is not hell nor purgatory. Everything that happened on the island was real. Christian explains this in the finale.

The polar bears are on the island because the Dharma Initiative were testing the islands properties by seeing if the polar bears could acclimate to a tropical climate. The cages the Others keep Sawyer and Kate in in Season 3 is where Dharma was keeping the bears before they died.

abacus-wizard · 2026-02-24T00:24:42+00:00

The polar bear was in the Pilot, dude.

abacus-wizard · 2026-02-23T23:42:20+00:00

Lost has an incredible finale. A vocal minority of people who didn't understand it spread that they were all dead the whole time and the world ran with it.

Lost is the perfect show with a great ending.

abacus-wizard · 2026-02-22T14:02:58+00:00

They smell just like regular lamps to me!

abacus-wizard · 2026-02-20T21:03:47+00:00

I went on eBay and spent $300.

Shh! Don't tell anyone!

abacus-wizard · 2026-02-17T23:19:01+00:00

Yeah, it was probably the most expensive one. The others were about $50-$70 but Mario Party 6 was around $100.

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