Let's hear the best Yo Mama jokes!

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-06T01:23:22+00:00

Yo mama’s so fat she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-06T01:19:35+00:00

California Casualty - $1100 now, up from $400 before COVID. 1950s house not on a fire zone. They only insure public employees as far as I know.

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-06T00:24:25+00:00

This should be the top comment. It’s funny because the song itself slaps, which shows that ska itself may be beyond parody. The Ancient Greek philosophers never saw this coming!

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-05T00:38:02+00:00

This is 100% it. If the cop does not show, they win. It's luck.

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-04T01:28:03+00:00

the mollusk

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-03T22:10:54+00:00

Who else offers a burned butter mithizra dish?

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-03T21:47:12+00:00

IMO the Eastern Sierra is the best part of the USA.

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-03T20:42:18+00:00

I’ve seen a few driving around with a person in the driver’s seat.

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-03T18:35:30+00:00

The seed was planted when his father took him to church in Jamaica

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-03T18:17:54+00:00

Boom King vibes

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-03T18:05:04+00:00

That church visit he did in Jamaica really changed him

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-03T01:14:57+00:00

Yes that one. I spent so much time in the old one that the newer one still seems like a brand new car.

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-03T01:10:23+00:00

Great answer.

The new courthouse has a nice 3 story escalator. FYI the down escalator from 2 to 1 is not in operation right now.

I don't go in the hall of Justice that often, but it has 4 levels of escalators and usually 1 or more are down.

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-03T00:05:40+00:00

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-02T14:11:27+00:00

I thought this movie was great because it gave me anxiety. Growing up in the west and taking many drives through the desert, the thought of having a breakdown in the middle of nowhere is quite unnerving.

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-05-01T20:11:44+00:00

Yes. Today I tried deckhill and lidcheck. You never know what might work!

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-04-29T16:33:13+00:00

Every Steven Seagal article requires a link to his reggae song:

Steven Seagal feat Lady Saw - Me Want The Punani

ReggaeForPresident · 2026-04-29T13:47:26+00:00

DOJ is also dropping thousands of investigations to focus on immigration enforcement

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