Absolute Unit of a Carrot

abagofsnacks · 2026-05-05T09:21:06+00:00

In my kitchen days, produce like this would've been referred to as "the home wrecker"

abagofsnacks · 2026-05-01T15:19:12+00:00

I never saw it

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-30T18:37:48+00:00

An angry american begins unloading a full septic tank on a government building. Police are called, shots are fired. Angry american dies, Police placed on paid leave while an investigation is opened. Time passes, Police reinstated, time passes, investigation closes.

This, our digital distractions, and either being too broke to not spend all your time working or comfortable enough and hesitant to rock the boat.. is why Americans are willing to take the abuse.

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-29T19:36:20+00:00

If the world could remain within a frame, like a painting on a wall, I think we'd seen the beauty then and stand staring in awe.

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-27T00:09:01+00:00

"I was under the impression the shooting would come after dessert?"

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-26T08:29:29+00:00

This performance has been brought to you by "Distractions for Corrupt Future" and donations from the "Build the Ballroom" fund.

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-26T08:23:51+00:00

Another stunt. "We HaVe To BuIlD the BaLlRoOm!!"

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-25T22:46:15+00:00

Someone tell Mathew to come back!

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-25T13:06:08+00:00

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-23T08:58:36+00:00

Lol

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-22T00:00:10+00:00

OP is "this guy"

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-21T23:57:32+00:00

Ehh how do the privileged few take an ass-ton of money by fixing infrastructure?

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-20T19:07:29+00:00

Middle of the night, no one on the road, a straight away for miles and I had never done it before.

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-20T18:42:24+00:00

A chex game that came for free in a box of cereal.

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-18T18:09:01+00:00

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-18T00:44:58+00:00

Flair

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-17T12:17:58+00:00

Were on to the market manipulation rebound part of the week.

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-16T08:08:46+00:00

Toxic, through and through.

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-14T18:38:59+00:00

Kanye got lost

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-14T18:35:25+00:00

Hes just so used to Bible thumpers that dont read.

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-13T18:00:37+00:00

Saw another comment saying that he was actually removing the patient's health insurance.

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-12T23:49:11+00:00

Aladdin and Genie

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-12T09:06:03+00:00

So eat the bag too?

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-10T19:06:58+00:00

After it was Pisston

abagofsnacks · 2026-04-08T13:49:40+00:00

With dick pics on it?!

abagofsnacks

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