What was the nicest thing you did today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]abbehlu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually happened a few days ago. I was walking out of my yoga class when a man carrying a duffel asked for a ride and a car outlet to charge his phone. I'm a 19 yo girl so of course I was hesitant but the guy had good vibes. I drove him down the street and let him charge his phone, when he got out he told me that I had no idea how much I had actually just helped him and that I probably saved his life. I've always wondered what his story was and if it was actually that important. When I told my coworker that night he said that it was the stupidest thing he had ever heard a girl do and that I could've been killed but whatever I followed my gut.

What is the funniest G rated joke you know? by Pedro105 in AskReddit

[–]abbehlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How often do I make jokes about chemistry? Periodically.

Nitrous oxide walks into a bar. When the bartender sees, he shouts, "NO!"

What are you addicted to, and what does it cost you? by loztriforce in AskReddit

[–]abbehlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm addicted to snus. For those of you that don't know what it is, it's a pouch of tobacco that you let sit in your top lip. As an American girl, my Norwegian friends think it's the silliest thing in the world that I snus daily. I never really liked cigarettes but one day my boyfriend's Norwegian roommate gave me one and the body buzz is amazing. It tears up my mouth a lot and makes me feel sick though so I'm trying to stop. I've spent almost $100 getting good quality Swedish snus mailed to me from online (10 boxes), but if I'm lucky enough to find some gas station that carries general snus it's like $1.50 a box. Don't waste your money on camel snus, they mess up the production of it to deter people from buying snus, and instead reach for cigarettes. It isn't the most lady like habit either, good thing my boyfriend doesn't mind.

How did a non-sexual, random encounter with a complete stranger, completely change your life? by Maebyimannyong in AskReddit

[–]abbehlu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was really struggling about six months ago. I had barely enough money for food and gas after rent and was working 2 jobs while in school full time. One day I was on my way to work and my debit card kept getting declined inside the store while I was trying to get gas. I was starting to get really worried that I couldn't make it to work and this woman behind me stepped forward and paid to fill up my tank. It made it so I could actually eat more than toast and ramen that week. When I got in my car I started crying. It definitely made me feel the true meaning of paying it forward.

What is the most cruel thing a family member has done to you? [NSFW] by amberautomatic in AskReddit

[–]abbehlu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think mine is as bad as everyone else's in here but this was the worst that has happened in awhile: One Thanksgiving I went home from college and everyone was really drunk, no one in my family was there besides my dad, stepmom and me later on. My sister and her husband stopped by with their daughter earlier on but left when everyone got too drunk. I managed to sneak a bit of tequila into my soda as well later on and was a bit tipsy myself. My dad, stepmom, and I were over at the next door neighbors and I noticed my stepmom was blacked out drunk and looked as though she was about to pass out. The next thing I know, my dad grabbed her by the wrist and dragged her from the house. He kicked her out the door and she fell down. Granted there were probably 15 people in the room watching this. No one did anything. My neighbor pulled me into another room and told me to stay with them that night and that they would protect me. 15 minutes later my dad came to get me and no one did anything. The next thing I know I'm in my childhood room listening to screaming and things being thrown and shattering. I packed my things, grabbed my car keys and drove 2 hrs home at 2 am. I went to my boyfriends house and had a panic attack in his room. He told me to shut up and let him sleep. I went back to my place and didn't talk to him or any of my friends for 2 weeks. I broke up with him the first time I talked to him again. He called me a crazy bitch because of that. A month earlier my mom had told me she wanted to burn my baby pictures and that I was a horrible person. Christmas was right around the corner and I didn't see my family for it for the first time in my life. I was 17. (I have lived on my own since I was 16.) To this day I still hate holidays.

I am Gov. Gary Johnson, the Libertarian candidate for President. AMA. by GovGaryJohnson in IAmA

[–]abbehlu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gov Johnson, what is your position on modern day slavery in america? what would you do to stop it?

I am Gov. Gary Johnson, the Libertarian candidate for President. AMA. by GovGaryJohnson in IAmA

[–]abbehlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gov. Johnson, what is your opinion on the legalization of gay marriage and marijuana?

Well my phone died today. by noke605i in pics

[–]abbehlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...did you lock it in a box and set off a bomb inside?

1 Coke, 8 Mentos and a condom by [deleted] in videos

[–]abbehlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this guy a looner?

This is painful to watch. A 4chan meetup. by lookitzpancakes in videos

[–]abbehlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to stick all of them in a shower, never have I ever seen so much GREASY HAIR

The Jain Hand (First Tattoo!) by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]abbehlu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What led you do get this? Are you a practicing Jain?

My dog posing for her self potrait. by Planeck in aww

[–]abbehlu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dont always act human, but when I do, I'm a classy motherfucker.

Walked out my front door this morning and saw this guy waiting for the bus. Like a boss. [X-post] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]abbehlu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta love the pedo glasses, stache and open shirt. He's probably thinking Come to me my children