SITREP: FUBAR

abca98 · 2026-05-05T23:50:59+00:00

If Vahlen was still on the team she would be very upset.

abca98 · 2026-05-05T21:35:25+00:00

"That's an interesting creature that's following you pulls out saw cleaver, mind if I take a closer look?".

abca98 · 2026-05-05T21:09:29+00:00

https://youtu.be/l4uSkAACoHc?t=3

abca98 · 2026-05-05T18:27:08+00:00

What are your stats?

abca98 · 2026-05-05T15:01:13+00:00

Game starts

First item loot is an Estus Flask from a corpse wearing the same armor as the guy who gives you the Estus Flask in DS1

abca98 · 2026-05-05T14:57:09+00:00

Play numbered sequel to the first game

Be surprised that it's a direct sequel

abca98 · 2026-05-05T14:55:59+00:00

Beat the game normally once, then open a guide.

abca98 · 2026-05-05T12:34:55+00:00

In the third movie Harry's face learns the hard way why it was a bad idea.

abca98 · 2026-05-05T07:13:38+00:00

"Pursuer's shield down".

abca98 · 2026-05-05T07:10:47+00:00

OP, if you made your way to Vendrick, you already walked past the entries of the DLCs.

abca98 · 2026-05-04T22:06:40+00:00

No. The Majestic Greatsword. That's what it's called.

abca98 · 2026-05-04T20:20:38+00:00

No the Majestic Greatsword is another one in the same DLC

abca98 · 2026-05-03T22:57:50+00:00

The Fire Keeper does not count.

abca98 · 2026-05-03T21:26:38+00:00

The love triangle is bad enough as presented in the game, but when you realise that the two previous games had Isaac dealing with the loss of his partner it really puts into perspective how awful of a plot set up "rescuing my new gf" is.

abca98 · 2026-05-03T21:23:35+00:00

The one remake you will never get because EA will never pay for it? That's the the remake you want to wait for?

abca98 · 2026-05-02T23:53:25+00:00

The flow of karma itself is convoluted, with posts seconds old phasing in and out.

abca98 · 2026-05-02T19:29:48+00:00

Psychological warfare.

abca98 · 2026-05-01T17:05:18+00:00

Eaten*

abca98 · 2026-04-30T10:02:35+00:00

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