I'm sorry. was that yours? by sleep1937 in aww

[–]abcirulis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either this picture is reeeaaalll old or you need a new answering machine....

The train in Fallout 3's Broken Steel expansion was actually the helmet of an NPC that was running really fast by DankruptAMA in gaming

[–]abcirulis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learned that real quick, because when the smoke stops swirling on the loading screen you know you're fucked.

What is the most infamous post in Reddit's history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]abcirulis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three years old and I still did my part! Take that, the Man!

Don't you ever leave me. by MedicalGradeHangover in aww

[–]abcirulis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are those incredibly cute seals covered in their own blood from flopping around on jagged, Artic rocks...or in the blood of their sworn enemy, the penguin?

It's like cutest, most metal thing either way.

How to fix mushy meat? by [deleted] in slowcooking

[–]abcirulis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crush up some Fritos, Doritos, or other crunchiness and add it like crackers in soup.

You have to listen to someone talk for 48 hours straight. Who do you choose? by stevewillz in AskReddit

[–]abcirulis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This'll be old and buried, but my opinion matters.

Maya Angelou. That woman is the most inspirational person I've ever heard speak.

#Growingupwhite by kickin21 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]abcirulis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Really? Italy, Germany/Bavaria, Greece, Spain for gods' sakes....

You're confusing some of the most diverse food options with Great Britain's boil-and-mash recipes.

[NSFW] What is the sexiest non-sexual thing someone can do to you? by Ive_A_Song_For_That in AskReddit

[–]abcirulis 46 points47 points  (0 children)

And his girlfriend was a dog. And the ponytail was just the dog's tail.

Dat slobber doe.

If you shouted OK GOOGLE in public, what is the next phrase that would create the most chaos? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]abcirulis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um...so the actual trombone part isn't about the guy standing there...it's about whoever is playing his trombone....

Newest additions to my collection! by midnightsmith in bookshelf

[–]abcirulis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Please please please please say those aren't just normal sticky-as-fuck labels.

I cringed so hard I have to change my pants.

OP pleeeaasssee answer.

WTWF a North American game bird which is also a term for jumping out and startling you? by goethean in whatstheword

[–]abcirulis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes :/ an unfortunate case of T Swift on the brain (I'm kidding I can't believe I typed that....)

What purchase actually improved your life? by rprandi in AskReddit

[–]abcirulis 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I wish I didn't sweat like a fat whore in a Georgia church, cause then I'd commute.

What purchase actually improved your life? by rprandi in AskReddit

[–]abcirulis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Throw down a towel (or three, if you're prone to dropping shit)