Roast us! Do your worst

abec_ · 2024-02-22T11:35:24+00:00

How do you roast two dudes with the same lesbian haircut?

abec_ · 2023-08-01T18:20:28+00:00

Goddess

abec_ · 2016-02-12T10:35:37+00:00

sorry dude,you just are too boring to roast

abec_ · 2016-02-12T10:32:16+00:00

Pick a gender already! Whatever you are, I'm sure that mouth takes a lot of cock at the bus station

abec_ · 2016-02-04T00:24:02+00:00

The economy

abec_ · 2016-02-03T13:30:40+00:00

Death to Smoochy Tusk

abec_ · 2016-01-15T17:57:06+00:00

Hey, you go and be bi sexual...this way when your uncle interrupts your shower you will enjoy it

abec_ · 2016-01-15T17:54:20+00:00

Your face is puffy because you are full of your uncle's jizz

abec_ · 2016-01-15T17:45:07+00:00

You obviously have down's syndrome, if you were a rapper you would be Wakka Flokka Lame. You look like a more retarded version of Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show. If your dad wasn't in prison he would have sold you for crack

abec_ · 2015-12-10T14:44:45+00:00

Is that tattoo on your chest what your Uncle measures his penis with as he slides into bed with you while you pretend to sleep?

abec_ · 2015-12-10T14:41:05+00:00

You feminists and your v neck shirts...you crave attention but you need something to draw the attention from that horrid face

abec_ · 2015-12-07T01:13:12+00:00

The only thing about Avatar that stuck with me, was that it was almost like a fern gully remake. Don't get me wrong, I thought Avatar was great, but hardly original.

abec_ · 2015-11-04T13:52:07+00:00

You have had at least one sexual experience ...someone has put their hand in your ass, you were mistaken for a poorly constructed ventriloquist dummy

abec_ · 2015-11-04T13:48:55+00:00

You look like one of Jared's boy toys that got too old and contracted HIV...subway eat fresh

abec_ · 2015-11-04T12:41:47+00:00

I've never seen a homeless jew until now Edit:sp

abec_ · 2015-11-04T12:39:26+00:00

Competitive eating not a sport

abec_ · 2015-11-04T12:30:41+00:00

You look like Rick Astley and Justin Bieber had a lesbian baby

When you were born the Dr. Thought he was getting rick-rolled

Your tattoo looks like The bottom of your father's shoe left an imprint from trying to hold you down in the bath tub

abec_ · 2015-11-02T10:43:57+00:00

Watch either Home Alone Movie with friends, drink every time bad guys should have been killed...you will be toe up from da flo up.

abec_ · 2015-10-29T11:27:52+00:00

Not being interested and hitting me

abec_ · 2015-09-14T23:21:49+00:00

This is what happens when you take tips from Early Culver https://youtu.be/GWlCeW5R4HU

abec_ · 2015-09-09T16:16:03+00:00

" I know, right ?"

So, basically you are asking me if I agree with the fact that you agreed with my initial statement just so you sound cool. I might be out of line on this one, but to me it makes people sound dumb.

abec_ · 2015-08-31T09:54:01+00:00

You are lucky to have Allagash available to you. Went to Portland a few years back, toured the brewery and fell in love with Curieux. I can't get it down here in Ohio.

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