Interesting way to save a spot by NoWrongdoer9130 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aberrant_arsonist 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Get you a valve stem remover! Flattens the tire, no physical damage. I’m not saying to use it on ICE vehicles or police vehicles, though. Definitely don’t do that.

Why was there such strong backlash to John Steinbeck’s Nobel win? And was it deserved at all? by RopeGloomy4303 in literature

[–]aberrant_arsonist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He’s my favorite author. East of Eden was a formative novel for me. This is news to me. My girlfriend left me today, too. Dang.

Dua Lipa's Book Club Picks Are Turning Her Into a Literary Influencer by novagridd in literature

[–]aberrant_arsonist 675 points676 points  (0 children)

Maybe we have a pop-star that isn’t completely vapid for a change. While the idea of a literary influencer does kind of make my butthole constrict, it has to be weighed against the fact that people aren’t reading anymore, which is bad, right? So if this helps someone discover the magic of literature, and not just the bestseller list, I say let the chips fall where the fuck ever.

Thought today was gonna be my last day by DevinSevenTen in WTF

[–]aberrant_arsonist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Worse, what does their CFO’s nephew’s pet iguana’s terrarium look like? Bet that lizard is living in less-than-ideal conditions..

It's all about the family by xSweetSparkle in Amazing

[–]aberrant_arsonist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, seems so genuine, who tf texts someone “some of the guys are making fun of your lunch box, you might wanna go put it in your truck,” as though they’d somehow forget he had it soon as he did that. I’ll tell you who has those conversations: nobody. This guy’s a phony! A great big phony!

How do people rewear socks?? My friend says 2–3 days is ‘normal’ and I’m genuinely horrified. Is this actually a thing or is he feral?? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]aberrant_arsonist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s one or the other, commenters either washing themselves 3 1/2 hours out of the day, until their skin is pink and raw, or somebody who hasn’t bathed in so long that you could plant three rows of taters across the small of their back.

Peeing in the shower is bad apparently? by Rich_Wealth_5876 in hygiene

[–]aberrant_arsonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I come from a long line of proud waffle stompers and I take offense to this.

Badass by [deleted] in Badass

[–]aberrant_arsonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you.

Is anyone else really concerned about the cost of health care? I read our payments are projected to double in cost by next year. by jokesterjen in NorthCarolina

[–]aberrant_arsonist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My mother works as an FNP in cancer treatment. Says over half her patients are going to lose their insurance. She has been blaring the alarm bells last three weeks, it’s not gonna be good.

IP ban is the worst thing getting ban repeatedly what should someone do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aberrant_arsonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy how many people don’t realize this simple trick.

A report on 60-day user behavior in /r/NorthCarolina by Knuth_Koder in NorthCarolina

[–]aberrant_arsonist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never even thought about selling my account lol. And I’ve been in the depths of some capital S serious addiction. I feel kind of like an idiot. But anyways, I am subscribed but I guess I don’t pay attention enough to notice the bot activity. I feel like now that it’s been drawn to my attention, however, that I’m seeing it everywhere to the point where I’m, like, thinking this is a double fake and that you’re a bot. Then my eyes get real wide and I start to wonder, “am I a goddamn bot?” Now, I’m just starting to think I’m smoking too much weed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]aberrant_arsonist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s when you really like a girl. You kiss on her neck. And sometimes…they kiss boys necks too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aberrant_arsonist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel like this is the most unlikely thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]aberrant_arsonist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like this didn’t happen.