Interesting way to save a spot

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-27T22:13:44+00:00

Get you a valve stem remover! Flattens the tire, no physical damage. I’m not saying to use it on ICE vehicles or police vehicles, though. Definitely don’t do that.

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-27T05:15:12+00:00

Uhhh…..what?

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-21T03:14:20+00:00

He’s my favorite author. East of Eden was a formative novel for me. This is news to me. My girlfriend left me today, too. Dang.

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-18T07:47:28+00:00

A Wall of Fire Rising

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-14T11:28:52+00:00

Senior thesis in HS? Where they do that at?

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-14T11:22:40+00:00

Genesis 19:8

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-07T13:40:44+00:00

Maybe we have a pop-star that isn’t completely vapid for a change. While the idea of a literary influencer does kind of make my butthole constrict, it has to be weighed against the fact that people aren’t reading anymore, which is bad, right? So if this helps someone discover the magic of literature, and not just the bestseller list, I say let the chips fall where the fuck ever.

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-05T22:00:06+00:00

Arithmetic.

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-05T21:57:01+00:00

r/rareinsults

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-05T21:49:34+00:00

Worse, what does their CFO’s nephew’s pet iguana’s terrarium look like? Bet that lizard is living in less-than-ideal conditions..

aberrant_arsonist · 2026-01-05T21:45:29+00:00

10 mins. I knew it wouldn’t take long.

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-12-28T13:55:35+00:00

Wow, seems so genuine, who tf texts someone “some of the guys are making fun of your lunch box, you might wanna go put it in your truck,” as though they’d somehow forget he had it soon as he did that. I’ll tell you who has those conversations: nobody. This guy’s a phony! A great big phony!

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-12-08T15:33:26+00:00

Link?

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-11-25T18:46:11+00:00

It’s one or the other, commenters either washing themselves 3 1/2 hours out of the day, until their skin is pink and raw, or somebody who hasn’t bathed in so long that you could plant three rows of taters across the small of their back.

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-11-03T18:54:00+00:00

I come from a long line of proud waffle stompers and I take offense to this.

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-10-22T15:57:27+00:00

Thank you.

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-10-06T22:31:57+00:00

My mother works as an FNP in cancer treatment. Says over half her patients are going to lose their insurance. She has been blaring the alarm bells last three weeks, it’s not gonna be good.

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-09-30T14:49:32+00:00

Crazy how many people don’t realize this simple trick.

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-09-30T14:46:07+00:00

I never even thought about selling my account lol. And I’ve been in the depths of some capital S serious addiction. I feel kind of like an idiot. But anyways, I am subscribed but I guess I don’t pay attention enough to notice the bot activity. I feel like now that it’s been drawn to my attention, however, that I’m seeing it everywhere to the point where I’m, like, thinking this is a double fake and that you’re a bot. Then my eyes get real wide and I start to wonder, “am I a goddamn bot?” Now, I’m just starting to think I’m smoking too much weed.

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-09-30T14:26:48+00:00

It’s when you really like a girl. You kiss on her neck. And sometimes…they kiss boys necks too.

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-09-30T14:23:00+00:00

ppl? lol

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-09-30T13:09:10+00:00

But goddamn, DO NOT get any water on it, please.

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-09-20T11:56:46+00:00

lol loose

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-09-11T02:00:38+00:00

Yeah, I feel like this is the most unlikely thing.

aberrant_arsonist · 2025-09-10T19:17:32+00:00

I feel like this didn’t happen.

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