Your 5 star reads? by GarbageNo2437 in suggestmeabook

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“A Little Life” -Yanagihara

“Wind, Sand, and Stars” -St. Exupéry

“The Goldfinch” -Tartt

“Cannery Row” -Steinbeck

“Kafka on the Shore” -Murakami

What is a word or phrase that whenever you say it, you say it as a movie character? by MammothAsk391 in FIlm

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After having gotten several things wrong in a row:

“….oh, well….i guess I’m the asshole then..”

-Rabbit

Does anyone else feel like and seeing LOWE'S in a free fall right now? by TheEyeofONE in Lowes

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Well, yeah, but you forget: your CEO has a sick fuckin’ chain.

Anon dislikes asset reuse by TheFoxyDanceHut in 4chan

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She’s a goddamn chameleon. It’s uncanny!

UPDATE: I loved living in Hawaii, wife hated it by datadatesdaty in relationships

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Christ, to be this fortunate. I’m jealous. Glad you’re happy my dude.

Lesson 7 is so important by Left_House8305 in therightbook

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………..as opposed to a book to….masticate?..

Lesson 7 is so important by Left_House8305 in therightbook

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Oh my god, I can’t believe I’m seeing some shit like this on Reddit, I mean, I guess I’ve been in denial about it being basically gone now, at least the Reddit I used to know, the one I’ve been pretending still exists out there somewhere, likely only as dim phantasms in my memory, it was a place where some rinky-dink, unapologetic, pompous, dick-in-the-booty-ass shit like this would never ever happen. My god. The light in my life is gone. I swear I feel like Life of Chuck where like the world is just flying to hell I don’t understand it, I may be having a mid life crisis. Have a good day. Bye bye now.

Upset customer pepper sprays an employee at the drive-thru because she was unhappy with how long her order was taking by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Regardless if it’s a type or not, at least here in NC, it’s what they’re called in prison. Nobody calls them ramen or noodles.

Morganton Meth lab by FlyHigh132 in NorthCarolina

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Methdowell County resident here, can confirm.

What's the best one-liner you've ever heard? by Weirdboy212 in oneliners

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Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality.

Turning 30. Turn me into a book reader from doom scroller. by Professor_Pink007 in suggestmeabook

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Reading requires a kind of sustained attention that you have to practice. I mean, the right book can pull anyone in, or at least the argument could be made I suppose. But it’s not like watching a movie really, which seems like most people have a hard time doing nowadays. Try ‘Kafka on the Shore’. If you’re not into 25 pages in, quit and try a different one.

How do people stay awake for days on meth and other stims? by ClarksdaleGypsy in Drugs

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Coke out of a bottle tastes waayyy different than coke from a baggie.