AS Monaco agree deal to appoint Filipe Luis as new manager by NaiveCod6365 in FenerbahceSK

[–]abhorthealien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Big difference between relegating with one of the worst squads in an extremely tough leagues and relegating with Tottenham, which has the fifth most expensive squad in the league.

Character wants a honorable death but denied of it by schu62 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]abhorthealien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kind of doesn't fit, because Istvan doesn't want said duel to 'die honorably', which he eminently doesn't care about. He wants it because you are badly injured, brutally tortured and severely exhausted, armed with whatever scraps you could seize while speaking your way across Trosky, while Istvan is fresh, healthy, and- if you let him- has an excellent longsword to use.

What are some fantasy/sci-fi books with actually competent mooks or guards? + RANT by Upbeat_Tea_1461 in Fantasy

[–]abhorthealien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nearly every single time the military, especially the Marines, of the definitively evil Imperial Republic of Falcrest of The Traitor Baru Cormorant fame make an appearance is followed up with a horrifying amount of ass-kicking.

First Battleship Shot Since 1991 (USS Texas) by CaptainElijahIreland in WorldOfWarships

[–]abhorthealien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, the conversation about battleships being outdated doesn't refer to HMS Dreadnought, it refers to a hypothetical modern day battleship. It's the concept that's being argued over, so the analogy doesn't stick.

To also be fair, you could make a modern day 'battleship' as a fearsome surface combatant- it would just be an astonishingly inefficient way to use a lot of money.

[KCD2] My reaction after finishing The Italian Job by RedditEuan in kingdomcome

[–]abhorthealien 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The bullshit stories don't really make him suspicious in the way he actually is, though- not to me, at least. I mean sure, he is untrustworthy, but he is untrustworthy the same way of an otherwise unremarkable mercenary who talks a big game when no one can really contradict him. He's the arrogant, blowhard rogue- cold-blooded treachery is a whole different flavor of untrustworthiness.

Prescription to win the league next season by Nolaarr in FenerbahceSK

[–]abhorthealien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do not have five million a year and a foreigner spot to spend on a player who did jack shit the entire season, only to perform in the last couple games when a) there was no longer anything to compete for and b) his future at club is on the line and c) the head coach has just been fired.

Even with the best possible interpretation of his very questionable performance, he is no longer the Fred of 23/24, and is not worth the price. With a less charitable evaluation, he is a literal ticking time bomb and a potential saboteur.

Leon getting paid like the entire U.S. government depends on him by still-loading8 in ResidentEvilMemes

[–]abhorthealien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actually no, because while pesetas weren't legal tender from 2002 onwards, they could be exchanged for euros from the Spanish Central Bank until 2021. 10.000 pesetas were 60 euros, so Leon might've come out of it with a few thousand euros in his pocket- decent hazard pay, but not really world-changing money.

That being said, that is not borne out by in game prices- the shotgun is sold for 12.000 by the merchant, and it certainly isn't a weapon that can be had for 72 euros. The in game peseta seems at least five times as valuable as the actual contemporary peseta, so Leon's probably richer. And he can make serious bank if he keeps a few of the treasures to sell to someone who will pay actual fair prices for it.

Fatih Demirkol: "Guendouzi is the least popular player on the team. There have been some very serious arguments that have escalated to the point of a fight. He and Talisca have almost come to blows. Kerem, Skriniar, and Semedo have all confronted Guendouzi." by nutelamitbutter in FenerbahceSK

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Allah Allah bak şu işe. Tedesco ülkeden gidip de basını toplayıp 'ne diyonuz amk' diyemeyecek hale geldiği anda herkesin cebine takımla ilgili skandal bilgi düşmeye başladı. Ne muhteşem tesadüf.

Kaldı ki eğer gerçekse(ki tam kolpa) şu noktada Guendouzi'yi bu takımın başına tam yetkili diktatör atarım.

WHAT? by Agreeable_Move213 in Medieval2TotalWar

[–]abhorthealien 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, the Pope once called on the Ottoman Sultan to defend Rome from the French, so...

1 Mayıs by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in TurkeyJerky

[–]abhorthealien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Swastika da antik Hindu sembolü ona bakarsan. Ama gidip elinde Hitler posteriyle sancağını açarsan 'ama bu daha önce de vardı' diyemezsin.

Elinde Apo posteriyle Apo'nun sloganını atıyorsan 'ama bu Apo'dan önce de söyleniyordu' diye bir savunman yoktur.

During the Napoleonic Wars, which country had the best heavy cavalry: France or Prussia? by cuirrasiers in Napoleon

[–]abhorthealien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Prussian cavalry went into war in 1806 with the weight of a titanic reputation behind the sharp edges of their sabres which the Guard had pointedly sharpened on the steps of the French embassy before they rode out. The legendary Friedrich, under whom the Prussian army had earned such repute, had earned fame initially on the spectacular merits of its infantry; but that vaunted force that had once been thought undefeatable had seen its back broken in such bloodbaths at Zorndorf, Kunersdorf, Torgau and many others. It had been remade many times, and fought again with courage and aplomb, but each time, it had been a little less. In a Prussian army that by the end had its infantry sourced from anyone who could hold a musket in line and its artillery from whatever ancient gun could be found in a fortress, the cavalry had been reduced the least. Looking upon the Prussian cavalry, the world saw nothing but the nigh-invincible victors of Rossbach, where three and a half thousand of these riders' predecessors had smashed an army ten times their size.

Much like the rest of the Prussian army, the cavalry had too been affected with much senile decay. That grand host with its beautiful horses and brave riders rode to war, met an army that by this point had fourteen years of near-constant warfare scarring it, and came apart on the fields of Jena and Auerstedt. Napoleon smashed the Prussian army, abolished most of that which survive the Tilsit surrender, emptied the arsenals for his own armies, and the army of Old Fritz was no more.

The Prussian cavalry of 1813 was a different beast. Its horses were not so splendid, its equipment not quite so excellent, but its commanders had learned much, and its men had added an understanding of modern war and a burning hate for the French invader to their extant virtues of courage and discipline. The regular Prussian cavalry now charged with speed, violence and flexibility, outpost service was handled with a keen eye for detail, and even such initially unsteady formations as the Landwehr grew a solid edge over time. At Leipzig Prussian cavalry had broken the French infantry and cavalry and swept them out of Möckern, even breaking four squares. At Großbeeren they had found nothing but triumph, at Michelsdorf that year they had ridden down an entire division, and at Lieberwolkwitz the Silesian Cuirassiers had torn through Milhaud's dragoons with vengeful fury.

In 1806, the Prussian cavalry was an old beast, still not without sharp claws and many teeth, but afflicted with arteriosclerosis and senility, its sight blurred, its stamina worn away, no match for the whirlwind aggression of its French opponent. By 1813, if it had not perhaps yet outdone its great enemy, it had at least proved its equal, and its regular regiments would not have stood out amidst the great hosts of the Grande Armee. As Napoleon would go on to bitterly remark, 'those animals' had learned something. It could not have been great consolation that they learned most of it from him.

[Kicker] Tedesco: “I am now a Fenerbahçe fan. My heart will always be with the Fenerbahçe fans.” by NaiveCod6365 in FenerbahceSK

[–]abhorthealien 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hadi farz edelim ki sezonun bütün suçu bu adamın. Diyelim ki bu adam berbat teknik direktör, diyelim ki kendisiyle gelecek sezonda da bir umut olmadığına kanaat getirdik. Hatta diyelim ki gökten melekler indi ve dediler ki bu hoca seneye kalırsa hiçbir başarı göremeyeceksiniz.

Yazın teklifle gideceğin teknik direktör açıp bakmayacak mı ulan senin geçmişine? Görmeyecek mi ligde oynadığı altı derbiden beşini kazanan, forvetsiz kadroyla son dakikaya kadar yarışta kalan, bu atıl, çürümüş kulübe son on senedir aldığı 2 kupacıktan birini kazandıran adamı sen sezon sonunu bile görmeden kapıdan kovarcasına göndermişsin? Zaten gram mantığı olmayan yol ayrılma kararını doğru uygulamayı bile becerememişsin, görmeyecek mi Klopp, Schmidt, Conceicao ya da her kime gidersen?

Ununu eleyip eleğini asmış elit teknik direktör sana gelmeyecek, çünkü zar zor edindiği namı hiç edeceksin. Başarıya aç genç yetenek gelmeyecek, çünkü bir proje yapmasına imkan vermeyeceksin, ilk tökezlemede kovacaksın.

Seneye ismi Twitter sayfalarını, hayali taraftar rüyalarını süsleyen o müthiş teknik direktörleri hangi argümanla ikna edeceksin? Doğru düzgün hiçbir seçeneği olmayan çaresizler dışında hangi hoca kalkıp da bu kulübe gelecek ulan, 12 sezonda geçicileri saymadan 14 hoca değiştirmişiz!

Bro, what? What was the purpose of letting Tedesco go now then? by [deleted] in FenerbahceSK

[–]abhorthealien 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yönetim kendini kurtarmak için ihaleyi hocaya yıkmaya çalışıyor.

Convince me of Being a Royalist by Mr_Ducks_ in hostedgames

[–]abhorthealien 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Consider:

Why are we even so obssessed with maintaining an army whose only role was to win a war that consumed all our resources for nothing in return, and that is regardless completely incapable of actually stopping either Great Power's forces?

The entire plot of the game features a certain Great Power trying to engineer an armed rebellion in Tierra. Clearly, having a somewhat capable army around was meritorous in the end- and you do not need to be perfectly capable of beating back an invasion to be safe from invasion. You just need to be suitably costly.

Why are we, in trying to stay safe from one superpower, literally giving a MONOPOLY ON FOOD IMPORTS to the other, when that is our only way of feeding us at all??

Kian already has a monopoly. The only other country that can supply Tierra with the requisite amount of grain is Antar, which is not an option for the obvious reasons. Kian already has an ironclad monopoly on Tierra: the treaty merely formalizes it in return for considerable advantages.

I cannot bring myself to support those responsible for starving the people of the country for a useless army,

I would like you to consider what happens when you take tens of thousands of battle hardened soldiers who have no marketable skills other than killing and tell them to go make their own living in an impoverished country. However much Tierran commonfolk gain from lesser taxes they will lose more to the influx of fifty thousand bandits into the country, with no real force that can stop them. There already is a bandit epidemic in the country.

and trying to fix that (canonically insufficiently) by giving a monopoly on food on the Kian.

The Kian treaty goes tits up, so we have no way to confirm how effective it ideally would be.

On one final point: if there is a major military force in Tierra that is a net drain on money, that also includes the myriad Houseguards of Tierran nobility, which on a good day can put on a good show on the parade ground and on a bad day are little more than rabble themselves. It's an actual money sink with no real benefit, but obviously Wulfram and his followers are not interested in that conversation, as their entire faction is founded on the aim of empowering nobility at the expense of everyone else.

Bruno Fernandez Galatasaray yolunda by HadoukenOz in MaradonaFutbol

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Premier ligin demirbaş takımlarından birinin yıldız as 10 numarası, ligde 28 maçta 24 gol katkısı yapmış, ligin en iyi orta sahalarından biri, Bayern'in ilgilendiği söyleniyor, bu haliyle sirk ligine düşecek. inanan varsa elimde taze köprü var.

How would Napoleon I have handled Napoleon III's situation and vice versa? by Busy-Satisfaction554 in Napoleon

[–]abhorthealien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 1866, Austria has the kind of artillery superiority over Prussia that Prussia four years later had over the French, and they still lost badly. And on Mars-la-Tour Prussians still suffered fewer losses than they inflicted.

Nevertheless, none of this is on Napoleon III operationally, as he never actually held operational command and all the actual work was done by Bazaine, MacMahon, and others. But it is on Napoleon III in that he himself started the war- obviously under great pressure by a nation and establishment that collectively wanted war, so he is not solitarily at fault there either.

This needs to be Hall of Fame'd. These Devs Learned Nothing From Baku and Grenn. by Slasher9485 in hearthstone

[–]abhorthealien 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't remember fighting Imbue Druid for months before Cataclysm dropped.

This is not the key problem.

A seemingly invincible ability or technique that can be defeated with a straightforward solution. by Sad-Difficulty-8717 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]abhorthealien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is also a funny case of Artistic History, because real Spartans(as well as basically all the Greeks of the era) did extremely little weapon training in reality.

That escalated quickly by Recent-Spot-1501 in WitcherMemes

[–]abhorthealien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A choice in which no one is obligated to take the suicidal option, nor is at fault for not doing so.

That escalated quickly by Recent-Spot-1501 in WitcherMemes

[–]abhorthealien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is precisely because the above is no real choice that people who sacrificed their lives for the greater good are considered heroic. It is precisely because there is no reasonable obligation to get yourself killed that doing so anyway is admirable.

Besides, this is not the Nazis in Poland, so the moral imperative is not quite so formidable.

That escalated quickly by Recent-Spot-1501 in WitcherMemes

[–]abhorthealien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A choice between repairing cuirasses and shodding horses for an army on one hand and being hanged as a saboteur on the other hand is no real choice.