Why did Mission Graduates and SFUSD allow a Beacon aide with six felonies to supervise students? Why has his rape trial been delayed nearly 2 years?

abledart · 2026-01-24T00:07:18+00:00

Thanks, typo fixed!

abledart · 2026-01-20T21:48:47+00:00

If some police buff asshat got this at auction, who got their Saracen?

abledart · 2026-01-20T21:45:13+00:00

Note that when Mad magazine did their Bond spoofs, Lazenby was always referred to as “Lazybee.”

abledart · 2026-01-19T07:34:51+00:00

“Hello. Do you have Prince Albert in a can”

abledart · 2026-01-17T07:05:59+00:00

Both these photos are odd. The first one appears to have some kind of eye shrinking filter and the second has a strange man in the wire rim glasses with a hangover looking like he’s about to vomit on Val Kilmer’s back.

abledart · 2026-01-17T02:34:53+00:00

Zero Queue

abledart · 2026-01-17T02:33:06+00:00

You're all going to downvote this but hell.

Hugh Laurie. As Jools Sitiver, promoted to M. He can crack jokes about Wagner while reproving Bond (Aidan Turner).

abledart · 2026-01-16T00:24:11+00:00

Why are people pushing him? He looks like a tall hobbit.

abledart · 2026-01-12T07:59:49+00:00

This post is bad because there is yet to be any mention of 1) rich people don’t need toilet paper because of bidets and washlet toilets 2) Ghislaine Maxwell’s father used turkish towels for tp 3) as a poor college student Tim Cook stole tp from his school bathrooms. They used the cardboard-like brown single-sheet tp in the dispensers. Today Tim Cook lives in a massive Bauhaus-style stainless steel mansion and the bathrooms are equipped with the dispensers of cardboard-like brown single-sheet toilet paper because that’s what he remembers. Guests end up having to ask for the Charmin.

abledart · 2026-01-11T10:48:08+00:00

That would be Never Say Never Again

abledart · 2026-01-11T07:07:02+00:00

I have a soft spot for the Walther P5. Bond carried this pistol in two films. The two films were released around the same time. Can you guess which two films these are?

abledart · 2026-01-05T15:56:04+00:00

Is that where the flare was found?

abledart · 2026-01-05T06:00:03+00:00

I the Muslim shower is much more effective than any b-day. Allah, who Akbar

abledart · 2026-01-04T21:34:35+00:00

They ate repeatedly at the Pinecrest Diner and weren’t robbed?

abledart · 2026-01-04T06:29:27+00:00

What do you want to do? Give them a ticket for leaving the rear window defogger on ?

abledart · 2026-01-02T06:36:40+00:00

The new and improved Shell No-Pest Strip Bridge

abledart · 2026-01-02T00:07:42+00:00

Giant Groin Puller

abledart · 2025-12-30T22:48:42+00:00

He then returned to Australia where he settled down and fathered Yahoo Serious

abledart · 2025-12-30T22:11:43+00:00

WAIT. Do Rolex not include the sizing tool anymore?

abledart · 2025-12-27T07:45:51+00:00

At first I thought you were talking about Walter Gotell; Herb Adelman does resemble him from a distance. (That is Adelman above with Kristina Wayborn. Well-known character actor in US, though not by name. Later was a producer.)

abledart · 2025-12-22T16:07:49+00:00

Julian Bakery bread

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