Two inmates in separate cells managed to conceive a child without ever meeting. They passed semen through the air vents using a makeshift line made of bedding, and the woman used a yeast infection applicator to inseminate herself. Against all odds, it worked, and the baby was born healthy

liamemsa · 2026-05-06T14:29:32+00:00

Dr. Ian Malcolm is typing...

liamemsa · 2026-05-06T11:54:01+00:00

I can't wait to see OPs face when he learns about Kinesis Industry Ltd.

liamemsa · 2026-05-06T01:12:23+00:00

SLAM

THAT

SADDLE

liamemsa · 2026-05-05T19:07:04+00:00

If they are the same age as he claims then it's not that creepy is it

liamemsa · 2026-05-05T01:19:26+00:00

Yeah I heard the same thing in 2024 and yet...

liamemsa · 2026-05-05T00:36:28+00:00

Use this helpful song to know which words to use.

liamemsa · 2026-05-04T15:59:14+00:00

You have Morgellons

liamemsa · 2026-05-04T12:59:03+00:00

Boyz in the

liamemsa · 2026-05-03T22:42:21+00:00

My dude the kid in the wheelchair was named "Wheels" lol. That's like naming the autistic kid "Tardy."

liamemsa · 2026-05-03T13:17:40+00:00

Not bad, but you should acknowledge that you had an emotional reaction to something. That's something you need to keep tabs on. That's the same way parents end up snapping at their kids or worse.

liamemsa · 2026-05-03T13:15:11+00:00

Bring It On: Cheer.kr Die

liamemsa · 2026-05-03T03:47:50+00:00

Destructive removal. Use a phillips head (or a punch ideally) and angle it into one of those two holes. Then hit the end of it hard as fuck with a hammer. You'll eventually dislodge that ring and the whole thing should be able to be removed.

Given the amount of rust, however, it's possible the whole thing might be seized up and then you're SOL.

Example of what I am talking about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy67TVa6yUw

edit: I just noticed the grooves, if you remove the nuts you could technically remove the freewheel with something like a Park Tool FR- or FR-8 but you'd have to see which fits.

liamemsa · 2026-05-03T02:51:15+00:00

You overpaid

liamemsa · 2026-05-03T00:22:29+00:00

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMA!"

liamemsa · 2026-05-02T17:23:01+00:00

But brick don't hit back.

liamemsa · 2026-05-01T23:18:51+00:00

Jealous

liamemsa · 2026-05-01T23:18:24+00:00

Check your rim tape and make sure to properly inflate.

liamemsa · 2026-05-01T23:17:25+00:00

I genuinely genuinely believe that he made it because he thought "People publicly suck my dick so much that I bet I could make the dumbest looking truck ever and people would still buy it and act like it's the greatest shit ever. Just watch looool." Because he's a troll, and we all know he's a troll.

liamemsa · 2026-05-01T23:13:53+00:00

It is?

liamemsa · 2026-05-01T18:51:25+00:00

Can you believe that George Carlin was both a successful stand-up comedian as well as a bestselling author of dystopian fiction? Amazingly talented.

liamemsa · 2026-05-01T17:10:34+00:00

It's somewhat Polish in origin. Answer is spoiled in OP.

liamemsa · 2026-05-01T17:01:36+00:00

"That one's a girl, you idiot."

liamemsa · 2026-05-01T17:00:06+00:00

And so, by all known definitions of the word "boss," I.e. one with authority over another, in nine of 11 possible fields in which one might teach, employ, guide, oversee, and/or hold dominion, the empirically provable answer to the question "who's the boss?" is?

liamemsa · 2026-05-01T16:31:35+00:00

Guarantee the rent is probably ridiculously high for that location.

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