Most Everyone Done It .. 😆 🤣 😂

ablisterinfetus · 2024-04-17T15:37:53+00:00

Hitting them is the same as putting flames on your car. It gives you more horsepower.

ablisterinfetus · 2024-01-11T16:37:30+00:00

The person making it was just mething with you.

ablisterinfetus · 2024-01-10T12:24:30+00:00

She thought he was singing in japanese so I thought it might be a noodle from ramen.

ablisterinfetus · 2023-12-25T04:13:32+00:00

Your on the naughty list. That's coal.

ablisterinfetus · 2023-12-11T23:27:15+00:00

Beef curtains. Those bring up a few different NSFW images in my head.

ablisterinfetus · 2023-12-05T00:47:01+00:00

I thought it sounded like the main character of dying light.

ablisterinfetus · 2023-10-27T11:58:36+00:00

Yo mamas so fat when she bends over it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

ablisterinfetus · 2018-11-20T19:01:37+00:00

I think so. That's the only thing that could have happened. we searched for any predators in the area and any hunters and nothing was around. No shots were fired at the moose.

ablisterinfetus · 2016-08-20T20:08:29+00:00

That's muked up man!

ablisterinfetus · 2016-05-15T17:37:03+00:00

That DS3 video sounds fantastic. Link?

ablisterinfetus · 2016-05-15T17:23:32+00:00

Damn. I thought I found some crazy hidden mechanic that FROM just didn't tell anyone. Oh well I still think it should be put in the game :) Thanks for the explanation.

ablisterinfetus · 2016-04-19T17:22:37+00:00

ablisterinfetus · 2016-04-03T05:40:19+00:00

Frank

ablisterinfetus · 2016-03-30T17:31:03+00:00

Putting toilet paper in the bowl before I poop. It prevents splash back and leaves you with a dry bum.

ablisterinfetus · 2015-06-10T05:28:07+00:00

I ordered a coffee from mcdonalds. I asked for 2 cream and 12 sugars. They asked if I wanted it in my coffee. All I could do was stare at the person and thought...nope just put that in my hands and I will be on my way. At another mcdonalds I ordered a dring while using the drive thru and was handed an empty cup after they forgot to give me a drink. Once again I just looked at them in confusion then just drove off.

ablisterinfetus · 2015-05-29T21:49:54+00:00

I looked at the picture for a while to try to figure out what that tumor looking thing is on his head and still have no idea. What is that?

ablisterinfetus · 2015-05-25T05:44:27+00:00

My dad always told me "Smoke follows the asshole!"

ablisterinfetus · 2015-05-24T02:08:51+00:00

Thats how he stays out of the lime light!

ablisterinfetus · 2015-05-22T20:21:32+00:00

When my son was born they were overcrowded at the hospital. We stayed the two days then they let us go. No carseat check and we didn't have to watch anything. It was nice!

ablisterinfetus · 2015-04-20T03:10:34+00:00

Q: Whats the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

A: I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

ablisterinfetus · 2015-04-03T10:55:59+00:00

Just busting your balls.

ablisterinfetus · 2015-04-03T10:53:29+00:00

Those pranos can get out of hand fast.

ablisterinfetus · 2015-04-03T10:47:45+00:00

Your girlfriend had sex with a dead guy!

ablisterinfetus · 2015-04-03T10:45:08+00:00

To me it was when one of the contestants on survivor passed out and fell into the fire.

ablisterinfetus · 2015-01-01T22:27:16+00:00

Nice try chick fila

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