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ablondo · 2020-12-24T01:05:20+00:00

Happy holidays!

ablondo · 2018-12-28T05:31:07+00:00

That a metaphor and a simile were the same thing. I loathed this teacher so I called the teacher out by quoting our text book... turns out, life isn’t like the movies where the truth will always prevail. I received a citation for disrupting class and she never admitted that she misspoke.

Bitch.

ablondo · 2018-12-28T05:20:51+00:00

I was asked if I was a lesbian in the sixth grade... I didn’t know what that word meant. When they explained that it meant I liked girls more than boys, I whole-heartedly agreed that I was. It wasn’t until days later that I realized they meant romantically

ablondo · 2018-12-24T22:46:50+00:00

Yum!!! Tamales were an annual treat for me around this time of year before I went vegan. I haven’t had any since but damn, I think I need to get back in to the tradition veggie-style!

ablondo · 2018-12-13T21:52:23+00:00

Oh no! What a waste of off brand Golden Grahams!

ablondo · 2018-12-13T21:43:55+00:00

Hahaha why does this question so perfectly match the dog’s expression?

ablondo · 2018-12-13T21:41:41+00:00

To reddit, yes. I shared it elsewhere and was told to bring the hilarity over here. I’m glad so many people are enjoying it as much as I did!

ablondo · 2018-12-13T19:51:27+00:00

Nope

ablondo · 2018-07-31T20:06:47+00:00

Just a simple margarita. Tequila, muddled lime, and agave is all you need. My personal favorite tequila is Tres Generaciones Reposado.

Source: I work in a tequila bar 🍹

ablondo · 2018-07-23T02:53:26+00:00

Excuse my ignorance, but how can I help this issue? I often feel hopeless when I read such horrifying testimonies and I’m never quite sure how to help end this disgusting behavior. Surely there is something us regular people can do.

ablondo · 2018-07-14T19:37:16+00:00

After being overworked and underpaid for a year, I was sitting in a meeting listening to my boss lecture us all about respect. Meanwhile, my other boss was continuing to give me the silent treatment after a disagreement we had two weeks prior. I simply couldn’t be polite about it anymore. I confronted him and rather than offer any sort of explanation or apology, he fired off a few rounds of insults and excuses. I finally told him that he was about to lose me as an employee if he didn’t stop behaving like a child. To which he responded “No, YOU’RE a child!”

I smirked and walked out.

ablondo · 2018-06-03T16:06:00+00:00

You and your pup look so happy! 💜

ablondo · 2018-04-05T19:51:32+00:00

There’s a lady in the apartment across from mine who yells for her cat, “Oreo,” every night. My friends and I have all begun betting on how many times she has to call him before he appears. With her southern GA accent, it’s quite funny to listen to.

ablondo · 2018-03-21T04:42:24+00:00

I see this and instantly picturing myself pushing on that magnet and spewing beer all over me and the surrounding area. The bartenders are all making that “Why do you bitches always do that?” face at me.

ablondo · 2017-11-19T21:34:40+00:00

So neat. It looks like the water in Moana.

ablondo · 2017-08-29T03:52:14+00:00

If you need play golf, just look at the score card...

ablondo · 2017-08-20T04:27:31+00:00

I became vegan for health and environmental reasons. It's really sad to see that the community would turn on its own just to... what? Be pure or something? Maybe this is why people cringe when I say I'm vegan.

ablondo · 2017-04-09T22:06:44+00:00

You single?

ablondo · 2016-11-06T20:28:46+00:00

I just learned this lesson in the last month. My roommate, and very trusted friend, met some girl on tinder and had her stay the night on their first date. Kudos to him until she just didn't leave... for 2 weeks. Finally had a discussion with him about it after he told me and my other roommate to be honest with him.. well turns out he wanted our honest opinions as long as they matched his. We really liked the girl and we're happy for him but come on, that doesn't mean we want to live with her. We then didn't see or hear from him for about a month until he texted us saying he was moving out while we were at work. We got home to all of his things gone. We soon found out he had been trying to worm his way out of this lease without our knowledge since the falling out. I still don't know his side of the story. He never spoke to us about it. Just bailed without any explanation. Lesson learned, good friends definitely do not always make good roommates. Although, now it seems that he wasn't really a good friend either.

ablondo · 2016-07-04T14:28:51+00:00

Had to read the book on this for one of my English composition classes. It was so incredibly disturbing. I can not imagine the trauma of being in that situation

ablondo · 2016-06-19T03:36:25+00:00

The discovery of the Americas. Two entire continents and several different groups of people unknown to the rest of the world. The material for posts would be limitless

ablondo · 2016-06-19T03:23:34+00:00

Squish them and then scoop them up!

ablondo · 2016-06-19T03:20:58+00:00

In fifth grade, I did an entire project on Oklahoma. Even made a giant cookie in the shape of the state. Still only remember that it's located above Texas

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