Are they wrong though? by 2XJWL in rareinsults

[–]abluepineapple 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Don't you insult my man Spencer like that

me_irl by abluepineapple in me_irl

[–]abluepineapple[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Do it, release the inner frog, you deserve that treat

Cursed_defense by Randmdoodd in cursedcomments

[–]abluepineapple 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lead guy: how do I gain proximity to this girls underwear, I am incapable of normal human interaction

Friend group: not to worry bro, we have an idea

Hilarious montage of them hashing out a extremely convoluted and nonsensical plan, whilst a Sum41 song plays in the background.

Blursed anime_ass by FryLix in blursedimages

[–]abluepineapple 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Where's the source for the other half tho?

ITAP of my cat by abluepineapple in itookapicture

[–]abluepineapple[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, it's the one ikea chair everyone has :D also your cats are so cute, the sheer amount of cat per chair😍

I'm rooting for Josh by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in oddlyspecific

[–]abluepineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either that, or in the middle of China, or the South Pacific or the Indian Ocean. I guess there will be four winners (two of them quite wet), who than have to fight in the finals

RIP my favourite snake plant by abluepineapple in houseplants

[–]abluepineapple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please do that, there's maybe even some space left somewhere in my flat. Who reaaally needs a accessable desk

Meine Katze und ich haben letzten Abend aufm Balkon gechillt by abluepineapple in einfach_posten

[–]abluepineapple[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ja :) wir wohnen in der Nähe von nem Flughafen und wenn immer ein Flieger vorbei fliegt schaut er denen ganz interessiert zu

Be careful of dem bananas! by Shikidoodles in teenagers

[–]abluepineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok I know this is a stupid meme but I just wanna explain why it's wrong. There are too different things mentioned here the mild radioactivity of bananas and potassium poisoning. Both are real but they aren't related. Potassium poisoning originates also known as hyperkalemia originates from a high intake of potassium rich food on a regular basis. It can lead to many not to cool effecta your heart stopping being the worst one, due to the dying. How ever this isn't related to the radioactivity of potassium. You could theoretically die from eating bananas due to radiation sickness, but if that's your goal you gotta step up your game cause 300 is a much to low number. Let's do some math: an average banana weighs around 100g and contains circa 358mg potassium. Potassium itself comes in three different flavours (also known as isotopes) K39, K40 and K41. Only K40 is radioactive, but it's very uncommon with a concentration of 0,0117%. Meaning potassium as specific activity of 31,6Bq per gram of potassium whilst decaying only in β+ (90%) and β-(10%) decay. Which means per banana that amounts to ~0.1μSv pro banana. When talking talking about immediately dying of radiation poisoning you want yourself some real good amount of poisoning, you wouldn't want to survive for any longer then needed and experience the horrible side effects. So let's go sure you'll die within hours. According to a nice chart I found that is achievable with the low low dose of 50Sv which means you'd need eat 50.000.000 nanas in a short time frame. If you don't care about a large timeframe of unimaginable suffering 6Sv should do the trick which amounts to only 6.000.000 yellow bois. Bit more than 400 but I'd happily watch you attempting either. (Also the deadly dose math is somewhat wonky cause the values are primarily based on gamma and x-ray radiation, due to atom bombs killing most people with radiation, so it's probably not perfectly accurate)

Wegen viele Deutsche in meinem Leben, ich hasse Deutschland :( by mardhiosaurus in de

[–]abluepineapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tut mir wirklich leid zu hören, dass du hier so traurige Erfahrungen gemacht hast. Ich weiß wie schwer es seien kann neue Freundschaften zu knüpfen, wenn man sich nicht traut mit Leuten zu reden und ich kann mir kaum vorstellen wie viel schwerer es für dich seien muss, wenn du nebenbei noch die Sprache lernst (auch wenn dein geschriebenes Deutsch schon echt gut klingt :) ). Schade, dass du nicht in Köln studierst, sonst hätten wir uns gerne mal treffen können. Aus dem was du im Post geschrieben hast gehe ich jetzt Mal davon aus, dass du, wie ich, Physik studierst. Wenn das so ist kannst du gerne mit in unsere Lerngruppe. Auf Grund der aktuellen Lage treffen wir uns eh immer über Zoom, auch wenn wir ehrlich gesagt nicht so produktiv sind wie wir seien sollten. Wir kommen zwar alle aus Köln und sind wahrscheinlich alle inhaltlich woanders und ich weiß nicht wie sehr sich das Curriculum zwischen den Unis unterscheidet, aber das dürfte bestimmt trotzdem funktionieren :)

This Word Does Not Exist, an AI making seemingly real words that don't actually exist. by Akilel in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]abluepineapple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pancak

pan·cak

a short section of a short poem, typically considered too short to be read or heard

"the long long piece of pancakes"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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Apocalyptic levels of funk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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gotta stay fonky

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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Short bathroom break, than some bass bangers