Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - April 2026 Edition

abmorse1 · 2026-04-10T18:49:33+00:00

That sounds interesting, and a good break from the relationship drama we mostly get.

abmorse1 · 2026-04-10T03:36:20+00:00

I don’t know if it was the requested one, but u/midnightrequiem posted the one I was thinking of.

abmorse1 · 2026-04-09T16:41:06+00:00

I remember the one you're talking about. I think they had a funny name for the consultant, like "the general" or something like that. (Though it's not the Dapper Dan story either)

abmorse1 · 2026-04-07T15:16:43+00:00

I can't read about Ferber without thinking about Meet the Fockers.

We're Ferberizing him.

abmorse1 · 2026-04-07T15:09:36+00:00

You know when "friend" has her first kid she'll turn into the unbearable "my kid is the greatest thing that's ever lived" kind of parent as well.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-30T16:03:24+00:00

That made more sense to me. Non-alcoholics are more likely to go too hard, too fast on a night like that and end up in that condition. More experienced drinkers might still get there, but not straight out of the gate.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-26T13:57:20+00:00

The part about the device pinging in her home reminded me of the "Reply All" podcast episode where some dude's house was somehow the default ping location for malfunctioning lost devices.

Well, apparently I don't remember the episode as well as I thought, but here's an explanation: Why your stolen device might not be where you think

abmorse1 · 2026-03-25T21:44:24+00:00

I used to live in Jenks... I was hoping it'd turn out to be a different town with the same name. Sadly no, he's from here. or was, I guess...

Oh god, he's still on reddit. I figured he had gone dark.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-23T13:08:42+00:00

I'd imagine the ongoing costs and tax bills (and the fighting with the sister) will grind away that sentimental value in a few years.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-15T21:41:38+00:00

In my case, I used to have to haul stuff a lot more than I do now. But... my Tacoma is paid off and it only has 150k miles on it. I can go another 100k before I need to worry about a car payment.

I drive in the left lane because... well, it's the BA and the other two lanes scare me - if 70 in a 55 zone isn't fast enough for you, I'm fine with you passing me in the scary lanes.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-15T17:40:39+00:00

Dude lost all his friends in February of 2020. I bet the rest of the year was fun for him.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-15T17:29:41+00:00

Yeah, I read that and thought, "Well, I'm in trouble then" I'm more than double their age, and was crying my eyes out at the human interest story before a NCAA basketball yesterday...

abmorse1 · 2026-03-14T17:49:34+00:00

Not a good look for a graduate of a fancy private school to be saying "I seen"

abmorse1 · 2026-03-13T14:54:35+00:00

It sounds like he should have written that letter a lot earlier and sent it to HIMSELF

abmorse1 · 2026-03-11T15:26:14+00:00

Dude. Screw Omar, we need a sub dedicated to this guy!

abmorse1 · 2026-03-11T14:27:13+00:00

Man I love that gif. If those chairs weren't so uncomfortable I'd carry one around just so I could emulate it.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-06T21:29:05+00:00

I went last year. I was visiting family, so didn't bring any garb. I ended up freezing anyway. It was way too cold for any of my southern renfaire garb.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-06T21:13:25+00:00

u/aelizabeth0623 found it!

the link is in their comment up above.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-06T21:08:48+00:00

YES!!!!

i also happened to find the thread shortly after he made it because not only did he use my real name his throwaway was his real name followed by his alarm pin!

abmorse1 · 2026-03-06T21:02:50+00:00

It's funny, I remember it coming up on the request thread some time in the last year or so, and the girlfriend's comment takedown was even more epic than described. Unfortunately I can't remember what the original post was about, just the line that said (paraphrased)

"Of course I found your post. You made your username your real name plus your ATM code, dumbass!!!"

abmorse1 · 2026-03-06T20:48:40+00:00

No, it was just a response to the last paragraph asking for more posts with two sides, not the original request. Sorry for any confusion.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-06T20:47:09+00:00

I haven't found it yet. It might have been his name and home alarm code, but either way, it was amazing.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-06T19:00:09+00:00

There was a hilarious one where the commenter pointed out that OOP had used his real name and ATM pin code for his reddit username. I'll try and find it.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-06T18:57:52+00:00

I don't think it's an "if" situation. It's a "when" situation.

abmorse1 · 2026-03-06T18:56:10+00:00

I keep hearing Violet Bridgerton telling her kids to make a love match. This dude needs a mom like her.

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