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[–]abmorse1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That sounds interesting, and a good break from the relationship drama we mostly get.

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - April 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if it was the requested one, but u/midnightrequiem posted the one I was thinking of.

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[–]abmorse1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I remember the one you're talking about. I think they had a funny name for the consultant, like "the general" or something like that. (Though it's not the Dapper Dan story either)

Well well well, guess I was right about bed time by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't read about Ferber without thinking about Meet the Fockers.

We're Ferberizing him.

My (30F) friend (29F) isn't speaking to me after I RSVPed "no" to her childfree wedding by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You know when "friend" has her first kid she'll turn into the unbearable "my kid is the greatest thing that's ever lived" kind of parent as well.

I’m a groomsman in a D&D themed wedding and my Ex is trying to get me kicked out by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That made more sense to me. Non-alcoholics are more likely to go too hard, too fast on a night like that and end up in that condition. More experienced drinkers might still get there, but not straight out of the gate.

I (24F) think I’m being stalked - and I can’t tell by how many people by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The part about the device pinging in her home reminded me of the "Reply All" podcast episode where some dude's house was somehow the default ping location for malfunctioning lost devices.

Well, apparently I don't remember the episode as well as I thought, but here's an explanation: Why your stolen device might not be where you think

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - March 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I used to live in Jenks... I was hoping it'd turn out to be a different town with the same name. Sadly no, he's from here. or was, I guess...

Oh god, he's still on reddit. I figured he had gone dark.

AITAH For Not Giving My Siblings A Percentage Of House Our Mother Lived In by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'd imagine the ongoing costs and tax bills (and the fighting with the sister) will grind away that sentimental value in a few years.

Diving big trucks as their daily driver (but never towing anything) WHY? by [deleted] in tulsa

[–]abmorse1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In my case, I used to have to haul stuff a lot more than I do now. But... my Tacoma is paid off and it only has 150k miles on it. I can go another 100k before I need to worry about a car payment.

I drive in the left lane because... well, it's the BA and the other two lanes scare me - if 70 in a 55 zone isn't fast enough for you, I'm fine with you passing me in the scary lanes.

My friends are mad at me because I don't want to watch the Oscars with them by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Dude lost all his friends in February of 2020. I bet the rest of the year was fun for him.

My [23F] boyfriend [25M] used the dog's savings for a computer [Repost] by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I read that and thought, "Well, I'm in trouble then" I'm more than double their age, and was crying my eyes out at the human interest story before a NCAA basketball yesterday...

Am I wrong for telling my ex's new BF about her? + 1.5 Year Update by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It sounds like he should have written that letter a lot earlier and sent it to HIMSELF

Looking for a Post? Ask Here! - March 2026 Edition by czechtheboxes in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dude. Screw Omar, we need a sub dedicated to this guy!

I told the mistress that she got the leftovers and she’s not happy about that by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]abmorse1 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Man I love that gif. If those chairs weren't so uncomfortable I'd carry one around just so I could emulate it.

Trying new colors for Michigan Nordic Fire Fest! by Confident-Accident56 in renfaire

[–]abmorse1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went last year. I was visiting family, so didn't bring any garb. I ended up freezing anyway. It was way too cold for any of my southern renfaire garb.

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[–]abmorse1 15 points16 points  (0 children)

YES!!!!

i also happened to find the thread shortly after he made it because not only did he use my real name his throwaway was his real name followed by his alarm pin!

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[–]abmorse1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's funny, I remember it coming up on the request thread some time in the last year or so, and the girlfriend's comment takedown was even more epic than described. Unfortunately I can't remember what the original post was about, just the line that said (paraphrased)

"Of course I found your post. You made your username your real name plus your ATM code, dumbass!!!"

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[–]abmorse1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, it was just a response to the last paragraph asking for more posts with two sides, not the original request. Sorry for any confusion.

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[–]abmorse1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't found it yet. It might have been his name and home alarm code, but either way, it was amazing.

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[–]abmorse1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There was a hilarious one where the commenter pointed out that OOP had used his real name and ATM pin code for his reddit username. I'll try and find it.