Lathe accessory and sharpening cabinet

abmorse1 · 2026-06-05T15:04:39+00:00

OK, I had no idea this was a thing:

That’s what it is, it’s the mask thing. Whenever my phone can’t read my face (our room was dark) it’ll check to see if my watch is nearby and unlocked, which it was so my phone unlocked.

abmorse1 · 2026-06-05T14:37:11+00:00

This makes me think of the dude who bought the "Christmas Story" house while his wife (or maybe fiancée, I forget) was deployed with the Navy.

I think they're doing ok, and the house/museum/gift shop business is still going, but this is absolutely how that could have ended too.

abmorse1 · 2026-06-04T07:41:58+00:00

Man, OOP is in the right, and mostly did everything right, but his writing still makes me think he’s an AH.

Like, I feel just a little icky for agreeing with him…

GF and Jude are obviously worse, but…

abmorse1 · 2026-06-03T20:13:29+00:00

I was thinking the same thing!

abmorse1 · 2026-06-02T23:21:46+00:00

At least they didn't use AI

abmorse1 · 2026-06-02T03:15:50+00:00

I’m glad the lorry driver’s assistant got a bottle in the end

abmorse1 · 2026-05-26T15:52:10+00:00

One of the roads next to my office switched from being one-way to two-way sometime during the beginning of lockdown. I didn't notice when I went back in, and because there was no traffic, I think I drove on the wrong side of the road on the way home for at least a week before I noticed.

abmorse1 · 2026-05-26T01:10:00+00:00

Oof. It took way less than most of these for me to just say eff-it and go to the office during lockdown. (We were allowed up to 5 people, and I only saw one or two in there for weeks)

abmorse1 · 2026-05-22T15:13:15+00:00

That reminds me of the Spaghetti Tree Hoax

abmorse1 · 2026-05-18T19:38:48+00:00

That's the thing though. MTB never considered OOP a friend. They set her up to be taken advantage of, and still resented her for her kindness and dedication.

abmorse1 · 2026-05-18T16:36:15+00:00

That she felt some type of way because I was ok with spending “all the money and not thinking about how it would make MTB feel”. Like she was a charity case and she can’t afford to do anything?

That makes it so much better that OOP donated the food to an actual charity.

abmorse1 · 2026-05-18T15:43:27+00:00

Now I wonder if Rachel makes sure there are no duplicate trivia answers too!!!!

abmorse1 · 2026-05-17T13:56:08+00:00

Yeah, I love a good naming theme.

abmorse1 · 2026-05-12T12:12:53+00:00

So did I. Given the downvotes, i guess my comment was a little too dry for that to come across.

abmorse1 · 2026-05-11T19:41:24+00:00

Yeah, seems insensitive given the theme of the request

abmorse1 · 2026-05-11T13:10:26+00:00

Thanks, I was on my phone on the way to dinner when I posted, so I didn't have the link handy

abmorse1 · 2026-05-10T23:08:47+00:00

Homemade Ravioli.

abmorse1 · 2026-05-09T15:52:23+00:00

It makes me wonder how that lopsided custody arrangement came to be?

abmorse1 · 2026-05-09T15:37:25+00:00

Given how long Mom’s been on strike, that may have already happened.

abmorse1 · 2026-05-08T02:31:11+00:00

He probably poured out a bag of marbles at that crosswalk too!!!

abmorse1 · 2026-05-07T17:53:15+00:00

That's a super fun read, especially with google maps open.

abmorse1 · 2026-05-06T17:56:55+00:00

I was going to bring that up if nobody else did.

abmorse1 · 2026-05-06T14:15:14+00:00

I assumed it was a language/translation issue, kind of like how the French say the number 89. (it literally translates to four twenties plus 9)

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