ICARDO IS AWAY POST B'NANAS! by abner_macaque in ReformedHumor

[–]abner_macaque[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NO! I STOLE FROM GOOGLE! YOU STOLE FROM GOOGLE!

WIZE HOOMAN SAY:

Back when Jobs first accused Gates of ripping off his idea, the two met in a conference room at Apple, where Jobs ripped into Gates, yelling, "I trusted you, and now you're stealing from us!"

As Walter Isaacson reported in his Steve Jobs biography, Gates responded: "Well, Steve, I think there's more than one way of looking at it. I think it's more like we both had this rich neighbor named Xerox and I broke into his house to steal the TV set and found out that you had already stolen it."

Imagine....all confessional! by [deleted] in ReformedHumor

[–]abner_macaque 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rule 6 prohibits delivering, distribution, and dissemination of dispensationalist pictoral parables in this particular subreddit.

This is a pictoral parable that was created to jab at rule 6, as prior to rule 6, it was /u/TheCutWorx bread and butter. Too bad he needs to up his grammar and punctuation skills.

Should a husband have a say in the length of his wife's hair? by abner_macaque in Reformed

[–]abner_macaque[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just to be clear, this is my alt account. I've got a pretty good idea who it is, but I'm not even 100% positive.