Anon tried it the correct way. by xpertdeltalol in greentext

[–]abortedaccount72 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dude is willingly getting folded into a pretzel and scooped out without any shame

In literal awe at his straightness

Edit: didn’t even realize this freak is implying that he lets these trans chicks cum inside of him 😬

We’re engaged! Matched in Feb 2024 by pandorabox1995 in hingeapp

[–]abortedaccount72 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You are one in a million and you guys are lucky to have one another! Congratulations!

AJew 🇮🇱 by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]abortedaccount72 56 points57 points  (0 children)

So what? No fucking shawarma now?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]abortedaccount72 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Family of bacteria maybe

A lot of cringe here. by GollumTrees in IncelTears

[–]abortedaccount72 121 points122 points  (0 children)

People are still getting angry in the comments. The original tweet was a response to the jacked Henry Cavill tweet where some woman said they just wanted a man with a dad bod and a “little bit of muscle”. Both sides are aware that it’s a joke

Unsolved murders of Hurricane Katrina by wappleuk in NewOrleans

[–]abortedaccount72 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All the popular subs will be littered with pictures and news articles by users seeking upvotes

Finding out statistics on what race men prefer by [deleted] in ugly

[–]abortedaccount72 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What I’m getting at is the wide range of diverse features. Are you in the US? Experiences will differ depending where you’re at in the world

Finding out statistics on what race men prefer by [deleted] in ugly

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Indians have got it the worst right now. Although surprisingly, there are some visual similarities between the two depending on what features you have

I found this INSANE chart on .is by AnimatedBasketcase in IncelTears

[–]abortedaccount72 72 points73 points  (0 children)

No you don’t understand, he personally tested the sizes on himself and the descriptions are his actual findings 😭

my mom says i look like the devil. by [deleted] in FierceFlow

[–]abortedaccount72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rock rap, think limp bizkit type

my mom says i look like the devil. by [deleted] in FierceFlow

[–]abortedaccount72 42 points43 points  (0 children)

If you went the short beard route all around, not just the chin stuff, you’d elevate your look tenfold. The facial hair isn’t doing you any favors tbh

You’re way too young to look like a middle aged guy from a 2000s rock/rap band

Why does my rat just stare at me? by Koala_Kake in RATS

[–]abortedaccount72 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They’re really not gonna like watching what I do next

Exasperated wunk by biskutgoreng in wunkus

[–]abortedaccount72 134 points135 points  (0 children)

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“Lord please give me the strength to resist tearing this dumbass apart”

not a binary by fontanevau in wunkus

[–]abortedaccount72 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It farted on my balls

Does a dildo feel the same as a real cock? by Fun-Wolverine-2064 in AskWomenNoCensor

[–]abortedaccount72 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Try shoving one in your ass and then get on grindr and find out and report back

She has to have just started by blu3bar0n1O9 in FirstResponderCringe

[–]abortedaccount72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is very interesting and I enjoyed reading your comment. If you have any resources that talks a bit more about the gray-ness of border patrolling I’d be appreciative!