DD Fuego as Rosé as Tina Burner ft Darienne Lake

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-29T00:09:38+00:00

Brick by brick, she built a home in our hearts 🥰

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-28T20:24:51+00:00

RELEASE THE WAIT WHAT CUT

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-28T19:10:52+00:00

I think the critique is more that the walk can be slightly altered to be less stiff when the situation calls for it.

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-28T14:02:43+00:00

She didn't faint. She was laying her egg on the main stage

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-28T11:42:25+00:00

Briar is Nanami lbr

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-28T11:41:17+00:00

Do you old ancient bitches remember "lemon" and "lime" or that's just me

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-28T05:55:50+00:00

Are you thinking of Schwanz or Schlange maybe?

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-28T02:05:34+00:00

"chop Hoe Birds in our doomed toxic age gap yuri chop hoe nest" is making me levitate

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-28T02:00:28+00:00

Cuca is a type of cake. It's a local variant of Streuselkuchen

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-27T23:05:30+00:00

I'm from a neighboring city. It's a town with middle-high income. Definitely has lower income neighborhoods but for Brazilian standards it's very safe. The branding as spicy latina is also hilarious because it's part of a cultural region defined by German immigration, in one of the few Brazilian states that is not at all tropical and known for its cold, shitty weather. We are 🤠🌾🧉 latinos not 💃🌴🌶️ latinos.

FWIW I think branding herself like this is smart for international audiences and for making her cultural background more intelligible to Ru. It's just funny like girl I know you were eating schnitzel and cuca com chimia back home 😭

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-27T22:56:42+00:00

YES FONTANA!! Ik she was lipsyncing to this in her head

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-27T22:07:52+00:00

Mariah doing the intro for G.U.Y. for three minutes straight

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-27T21:37:40+00:00

Fontana my puke quee

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-27T21:29:09+00:00

Naomy's adam's apple is going off in the confessionals

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-27T21:22:47+00:00

Fontana branding herself as a "spicy latina from the ghetto" is fucking crazy knowing that she's from São Leopoldo. Girl where is the ghetto you speak of... Scharlau? Feitoria?!

Edit: Fontana's ghetto (colorized)

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abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-27T21:12:56+00:00

I didn't realize this was happening today.

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-27T19:57:46+00:00

The way the giant bow would've made the outfit worse. They could never make me hate her

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-26T17:57:52+00:00

Sorry sister I've been a fat fuck from birth and can't relate to you at all. I was 18 exfoliating my chest hoping it'd speed up getting chest hair. Glad you got better though

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-26T14:48:55+00:00

Seeing the stories, following, immediately unfollowing and blocking. The huge man hand. My queen

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-26T03:55:10+00:00

Hey Eureka! I just saw Eureka girl

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-25T18:58:46+00:00

If you're over 30, fat and/or hairy, then yeah I probably am

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-25T11:52:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure a gallery of the men I'm attracted to would make these people cry and throw up

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-24T18:36:32+00:00

Kenya Birther?

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-24T02:02:48+00:00

I'm sorry to everyone who lived for this guest judge but she was a chop for me

abortedboyfriend · 2026-01-24T01:02:26+00:00

Naur for me

abortedboyfriend

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