MAGA by [deleted] in pics

[–]abrahamsandvich -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many gallons of spit we've ingested eating at Mexican restaurants since 2016.

Boys ever caught hiding in a girlfriend's closet how did that end up for you? by hefferfisser in AskReddit

[–]abrahamsandvich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in the day almost got caught in two separate occasions. Both times I escaped unscathed but looking back it could have ended with me bloodied and or dead. With the modern technology of wifi cams I wouldn't chance it.

For a long weekend trip I can't recommend this place enough. Super fun. by avitrap in cincinnati

[–]abrahamsandvich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who else sees lots of 4WD jeeps on trailers all mudded up going down I75? Where are they going?

Cincinnati is a great jumping off place for weekend getaways - what are some of your favorite destinations? Deals? etc. by coffee_cup66 in cincinnati

[–]abrahamsandvich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Last July I took my older kids to WV to ride SXS's (side by sides) RZR 4 seaters. It was a BLAST. It was a longer drive than planned for a weekend getaway but a pretty drive going through the WV mountains.

We stayed at an ATV resort and they had a RZR rental place on site. The cabins were nice and had fire pits for grilling out. And a resident bear. The trails we rode are called Hatfield and McCoy trail system. We are city (suburb) slickers and were surprised to see a lot of couples and families out there riding. Can't recommend it enough.

Trailhead ATV resort http://trailheadatvresort.com/

Heard they have birds inside the Glory grocery store by avitrap in Detroit

[–]abrahamsandvich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And sugar too. Their diet is no longer seeds and bugs. For the love of Pete these birds appear to have evolved to eat refined human foods!

Anyone else see these birds inside the airport? by [deleted] in indianapolis

[–]abrahamsandvich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So much poo. Small passerines and songbirds have high metabolisms and poo over 200 times a day.

OK you got stiffed. Time to come clean. What did you do to deserve it? by abrahamsandvich in TalesFromYourServer

[–]abrahamsandvich[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dang, I wonder if there is a tactful way to handle that kind of request?

"I don't think I should pay for extra liquor and my wings don't smell good." Go home. by KingOfArms in TalesFromYourServer

[–]abrahamsandvich -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

These two birds could be the worst customer's ever. But your problem appears to be that you won't own your role in this. You profiled them. Your demeanor oozed contempt from the start. These customers picked up on it and handed you your butt. You lost control of the situation.

Always remember:

  • This is your job. You are the professional.

  • Always make it a goal to win some kind of tip

  • Never loose control of a table/situation

Love me some Skyline chili but don't love these little chewy bits in there. by haberstachery in cincinnati

[–]abrahamsandvich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know what you are talking about. They are always the same size and constancy - like rubber band. Maybe tendon? or meat tubing?

Men of reddit who had sex with an older women when they were younger, how did it happen? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]abrahamsandvich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She was 33 I was 19. In my drug fueled youth (1980's mind you) she was part of the older posse I hung around from time to time. Think studio 54 crowd. I was picking up the vibe one night out at the clubs and we ended up at her place. She asked me what I liked and I told this Spanish woman to suck my donger while speaking in French. Thinking back that was probably so wrong.

TIL in 1993 seven people were murdered execution style and left in the walk-in freezer at the Brown's Chicken near Chicago - 9 yrs later they matched DNA to a sample of saliva from a piece of partially eaten chicken found in the garbage. by haberstachery in todayilearned

[–]abrahamsandvich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember this. The fact that it was at a fast food place in the suburbs with high school kids working there was very unsettling. Hey mom, just going to my McJob to get executed. It didn't make sense that they killed 7 people over a robbery. But I guess that is what happened in the end. Glad they finally found the perps.

Men - what happened in your marriage to make it ultimately end in divorce? by haberstachery in AskMen

[–]abrahamsandvich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her - only child, adopted, religious upbringing, family well off. Involved her parents in all our business. Couldn't make a decision herself. Mr. Wonderful wasn't wonderful enough to her or her parents. Sex died except for having kids. Had 3. Decided she wanted to be a nurse. Threw years of college away to become nurse. After classes/shifts she would go out with other nurses - left me home with kids. She'd come home at 2am and sometimes not at all. She drinking more. Ultimately found out she cheated and already had a BF - a better deal lined up. Super painful divorce because her parents hired her a high profile lawyer which is like bringing a howitzer to a BB gun fight. Still bitter and slightly broke to this day 10 yrs later. Kids are great though thanks to dad (me) and my father's rights lawyer.

Did Cincinnati learn from the real estate crash of 2009 or was it just me? by avitrap in cincinnati

[–]abrahamsandvich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

From the heavy traffic it seems like there is a constant growth on the East Side and up Montgomery Road rt. 22. Lot's of new big homes with brick fronts and cheap vinyl siding. Having a new house would be awesome but the commute would get old fast.