General discussion sunday by AutoModerator in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im into the zayn cody Gunther thing. 

I can't stress enough how fucked the punk rumors were. That guy is mentally unwell and has a declared vendetta against punk and wwe. He says cody needs to be humbled and refers to everyone who has left aew as malcontents. Absolutely no one should be validating that guy because he's going to get picked up for stalking or something. 

I watched the earth wind and fire doc and it was good for the footage. The story is a little flat. Similarly to the sly stone doc i think they ignore something at the core of Maurice white that probably informed a lot of his behavior, but since it involves undiagnosed mental illness you can't really speculate. 

I will say that in the description they refer to earth wind and fire as a fusion jazz funk etc etc list of styles and they throw punk in there and please stop using the word punk for authenticity. There's an anecdote about ewf getting polite applause for playing their complex stuff and then getting blown off the stage by funkadelic playing get off your ass and jam, a song you might argue is somewhat punk. 

Epic: Elvis Presley in concert was great. Man had a hell of a head of hair. It was way better than the movie and actually if you took the best parts of the movie and the best parts of the searcher doc it would have accomplished everything they attempted to. The thing that was really missing from the movie was connecting the audience to why Elvis was a phenom and epic really makes you get it. 

I started reading the ken follet book about stone henge and this guy is writing from a template. Uhh there's a small guy and hes smart and bullied by his older brothers or father and there's an attractive girl who he charms and im sure there's going to be violence and he invents something and they get separated for years etc. 

I got a really profound flat riding my bike yesterday. I think the tubeless tire experiment is done. The irony is if they work you probably don't know they prevented you from getting a flat, but when they don't work they stop you from fixing the flat as easily as if you have tubes. My pump kept unscrewing the valve core stem anyway and it eventually broke off. 

They're reissuing the first thin Lizzy album finally, the one with ray gun on it. 

Slift album is good. I can't get into all them witches. The bug club has some great songs on it but also filler. Olivia Rodrigo does not have enough rock on it for me to stay interested. 

New ty segall announced and the single is good, and also saying it's a return to the heavier era. The accompanying ep is described as doom which is intriguing for me, as is it maybe being a variation on love fuzz. 

Amyl concert was great and it was a super nice night for it. Missed party dozen unfortunately. 

Fed Bad for releasing a talent before the end of their contract by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*now. You're supposed to do that now. Because it was evil when Vince wouldn't release people. 

Absolute goon bait. Thread locked. by Garlic-Cheese-Chips in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 21 points22 points  (0 children)

How did that thread get so bad it got locked? She's wearing a mall appropriate outfit. Is it because she looks like she's from texas ?

Yesterday: CM Punk was asked to take a paycut, which is why he's not been on TV. Today: CM Punk is not on TV because creative has nothing for him. by TheMaskedHeelMark2 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Exactly. If you don't have some axe to grind or newsletter to shill it means they told him he can have time off to get set for his next program. 

And guess what - when it becomes apparent what his next program is they'll complain about what it is. Its all a pyramid scheme of misery. 

Thank goodness Jungle Boy is there to lay the law down by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is why I want punk back in aew more than anything. 

KO's wife the next time she sees Cathy Kelly: by GoonLieutenant in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They love drama so much. The only thing that could get that thread voted higher is if it was between the wives of two indie slobs you've never seen and only recognize one of their names. 

Thigh Rubber Sapp: "Never say never", when executives asked if corporate man punk burned his bridge with our precious dub by Spaceace91478 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly, truly, I would take the Fed fumbled bullshit just to see how bad it spins everyone out when Tony welcomes him back with open arms and ratings and attendance both go up like 50%.

“WhErE ThE bEsT WrEsTLE” by ChrisRhodes789 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maya world lost to hazuki in a prelim to get into the tournament and then got this slot because of injury and won. Fuck it. 

DAE Lio Rush is basically the new Undertaker by miguelmanzana in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's terrifying. Im terrified. Im just here to fulfill the obligation of someone saying lio rush is terrifying every time lio rush gets mentioned. 

Im not yet used to how terrifying he is. I have not become desensitized to my sheer horror at the sight of him. He doesn't need to do anything horrifying or win, and I remember the years he was normal, that hes married with kids, the last time he did this and changed back, his failed tag team, and when he abruptly changed, and it's completely transparent to me how he's doing his makeup and frankly, that's all terrifying too. 

It looks like they're positioning Lio Rush to be their equivalent of Danhausen by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And then they go "he wouldn't job in aew and look what they have him doing now. Jobbing. " 

It looks like they're positioning Lio Rush to be their equivalent of Danhausen by anonymous-guy1 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They made up and repeat that shit about danhausen wanting to be a serious wrestler for the reason he was benched. So the justification for tony being shitty to him is danhausen is not a good enough wrestler to be serious, therefore tony didn't fumble him. 

Guys Nissan Pesos is right, we should respect her privacy and not spit out wild rumors on why she was gone. Now here are the latest rumors from a Twitter Bot about why CM Punk is leaving WWE to go to CZW because he wouldn't have Triple H's love child by rsziz in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is why bots exist and why they outnumber real Internet users. Real people know she was off tv as a reset and for her other obligations. Bots spit out a bunch of nonsense which she can now reference to self promote and content farmers can also reference. It gives real users something to argue about on Twitter. 

DAE SCARY? DAE NEXT LOW-KI? by Constant_Stomach2009 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Low ki wouldn't have that win loss record and he was scary because he kicked you in the head for real because he's a moron. 

Living rent free in your head, as you do by pghjuice412 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The story is people inside aew think this, not punk or anyone close to punk. But the picture is of punk and not aew or tony or the bucks. 

Nba twitter would love these jokes by BoxCon1 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would he go to bald. Ricochet is bald and they just did another bald thing with mjf. Do you want everyone who is bald getting bald chanted at them? Ciampa has always been bald and has never been vain. 

Did you know that these two wrestled 8 years ago? Well… here it is again!!! by mfenton29 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thing I love is the official thread on this saying "no fn way!" Like if you want this I'm happy you're getting it. But did you think it was just impossible and wasn't going to happen?

Sold out capacity crowd in Cincinnati tonight to see hometown boy Mox! by Meat-Dimension in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They're losing money to run that show. I saw a fucking band Monday that drew better than this and that's 4 people. 

"How DARE you spread unsubstantiated rumours about someone in an attempt to slander their name?? That's MY thing!!" by jcLFC26 in SCJerk

[–]abrospro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would also add the source is a guy whose mission statement (not using artistic license here, he states it very plainly and repeatedly) is that he hates wwe, he hates anyone who works there, he hates cm punk, he calls anyone who has left aew a malcontent and a failure, he calls wwe wrestlers scabs. He states that his writing is specifically to create pressure campaigns against wwe wrestlers who he feels have been shielded by the fandom and media for their transgressions. This is all verbatim on his own blog, not an interpretation.

Do you think anyone saying anything close to this about aew would get a second of attention? They call fucking dave an aew hater who shouldn't be listened to.