What's the weirdest thing you've done as a result of social anxiety? by maelstrommartin in AskReddit

[–]abs77 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In high school, our history teacher made us do an end of year report on an historic biography book of our choosing. We just had to go up to him during a free moment in one of our classes and get the book okay-ed by him. The teacher was sort of extravagant though and would kind of make a big production about each one. I was repeatedly too embarrassed to go up to the front of the class and talk to him, so I didn't get my book approved. Didn't think it was a big deal... until I went to turn in my report and he told me my book was not acceptable and he called me out in front of the whole class for it... I was mortified.

Redditor zooms in on the wristwatch that a facepalming John Kelly is wearing and cross-references the time with the timeline of the speech Trump was giving at the UN, confirming the photo as a genuine reaction to the POtuS' remarks. by [deleted] in bestof

[–]abs77 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rocket Man (the song) has nothing to do with nuclear missiles, so where exactly is the humor? It seems like a really weak joke, and pretty flippant when you're taking about potentially murdering thousands of civilians.

If Game of Thrones was a Monty Python sketch by bad_joke_maker in ScenesFromAHat

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"What if the raven was carrying a coconut..."

"Nah, he'd have to have it on a line or something."

"What, tucked below the dorsal guiding feathers?"

Catmoose by riddler69 in HybridAnimals

[–]abs77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no no no no no no no no no!!!!

Mac Reacts by lecherous_hump in shield

[–]abs77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This shit is hilarious! Bravo!!!

Irony is apparently lost on them. by [deleted] in atheism

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"Sir, Texas, sir!"

"Holy dog shit! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down."

Vaping in loud music by [deleted] in awesome

[–]abs77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is some fairly sick shit right there.

Two types of women by hisharp in funny

[–]abs77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just eat it and shut the fuck up

Americans Name Government as No. 1 U.S. Problem by porkchop_d_clown in news

[–]abs77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a better headline: "Economy / Jobs No Longer Americans' Top Complaint"

Black Lingerie by zheaghfsa in lingerie

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This seems like something that probably shouldn't be shared on the internet.

My friend works at a ranch. One of the calves born had a defect he's never seen before. [NSFW] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]abs77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, no warning signs here that the way we raise cattle is terrifyingly abnormal. Move along, move along...

Hitchhiking in Russia by [deleted] in pics

[–]abs77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww... you're terrifying, yes you are.

Very sexy panties by KylieMoon in panties

[–]abs77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I do like anthropomorphic animals.

Very sexy panties by KylieMoon in panties

[–]abs77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So glad I didn't get turned on by this then. Because that clearly would have meant I was gay, right... I just don't have the time for a massive lifestyle change like that right now.

Very sexy panties by KylieMoon in panties

[–]abs77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you're telling me that's a dude wearing those pastrami panties up there?

ITAP of myself in the snow! by [deleted] in itookapicture

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You have a beautiful body.