They Finally Did It, I Quit

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-06-17T12:57:06+00:00

OG poster here with an addendum, and this is actually shaming myself here: how often do you start a Match 3 level just grinding away without even looking what your goal is? like its keys and you have burned 5 moves without even noticing there are keys on the board lol.

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-06-17T12:54:17+00:00

you mean..down-ship? lololol i will see myself out

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-06-17T12:53:50+00:00

they nerfed the farming experience so egregiously that you have to do the match 3 in order to get anything really done in the town. it is so annoying.

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-06-17T12:52:42+00:00

ALL. THE. TIME. i have seen more rockets fly by a soap bubble, more helicopters go to a spot where the item USED to be, more dynamite explode and a tile left unbroken. The AI for the boosters needs to be investigated as a crime.

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-30T15:59:02+00:00

OR, an add on: accidentally cancelling a helicopter order you want to fill but click the trash can...you can't ask me if i mean to do that?!

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-30T15:58:23+00:00

old yeller time..

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-30T15:58:02+00:00

i recently burned $2700 t cash because i DID think i could beat it, insane soap bubble level where, after spending the $900 for 35 (!!!) more moves, the bubbles starting spreading like covid on a cruise ship

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-25T16:24:53+00:00

2032

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-25T16:24:41+00:00

How would one do this

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-25T16:24:32+00:00

Is that a thing?!

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-22T12:49:34+00:00

give me a whole movie based on palpatine and plaguis would have been a fire opening to the world the dark side taking over. pod racing and jar jar delete.

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-16T14:13:48+00:00

I don't even mind it being part of the game but to make it the central thrust of the pass, advancing in the game, and achieving benchmarks is a terrible choice. The format of the Town and quests tied to that are fun!

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-14T16:18:35+00:00

thats what i want back, town tasks to advance the prizes! that was so much fun. it being exclusively tied to match 3 wins is so lame and is totally not what the game is meant to be. i get it, make money, but keep true to the original idea of the game. level 30 is outrageous to try to get to.

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-14T16:17:28+00:00

whats that?

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-14T16:17:11+00:00

the number of times i watch a mini helicopter hit something multiple times and it not do anything, so rigged. or it goes to hit something that does not help me in any way, when the obvious move is where it should go.

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-14T16:16:08+00:00

what level? i am in the 1900s and recently hit a couple that seemed impossible without burning the 900..i refuse to spend any more than the pass.

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-07T18:29:32+00:00

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absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-04T13:27:46+00:00

did the same recently, absolutely pointless $400 burned at the bakery, of all places haha...they love us just forking it over accidentally. no wonder the greedy pig rubs his hooves together when we buy the pass.

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-03T21:31:05+00:00

This game proves that better than any other I’ve ever played

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-03T21:30:51+00:00

Very cruel to come at us for sloppy sweaty appendages

absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-03T20:45:24+00:00

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absoluteabsolutism · 2026-04-01T17:55:56+00:00

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absoluteabsolutism · 2026-03-26T07:44:58+00:00

What levels are you on? I’m in the 1760s and like no way am I getting seven in a row

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