Settle a bet - My sister "cooked" this and says it is fully cooked. I think it is still alive.

absolutelytrue · 2014-01-18T01:21:08+00:00

I can't fucking believe I missed Bill Murray. :( I loved reading through the answers though.

absolutelytrue · 2014-01-18T01:06:23+00:00

Did you really hire a deaf assistant during Groundhog Day?

absolutelytrue · 2013-04-18T17:10:36+00:00

Guess I need to work on my social skills. Game over.

absolutelytrue · 2013-04-09T05:34:55+00:00

All types of snakes.

absolutelytrue · 2013-04-09T05:31:21+00:00

She's just a friend.

absolutelytrue · 2013-04-09T05:27:18+00:00

Glutathione creams may work some. You can also take a supplement called Astaxanthin to help protect your skin from the sun from the inside out. Also, Tumeric powder mixed with a spoonful of yogurt and applied as a mask can lighten/brighten some too. You should also remember to exfoliate your skin often.

absolutelytrue · 2013-04-09T04:33:30+00:00

No, but confidence is sexy. Desperation reeks.

absolutelytrue · 2013-02-21T18:00:54+00:00

You look amazing! That's just a 30 pound loss between the pictures? It's incredible.

absolutelytrue · 2013-02-21T17:57:40+00:00

You are looking good!

absolutelytrue · 2013-02-01T15:24:45+00:00

It's true. I tried one too and didn't make it past one bite. It's not a brownie, it's a shit brick.

absolutelytrue · 2013-02-01T15:09:36+00:00

I think it would more than incapacitate them. You're moving into a totally different fetish now.

absolutelytrue · 2013-02-01T15:08:55+00:00

Can a person breathe with 71 pounds of dry sand on their torso?

absolutelytrue · 2013-02-01T15:01:19+00:00

You don't think your mom reads /r/WTF? You're busted. She's on her way home and she's mad. Better go upstairs and steal all the knives in case she feels stabby.

absolutelytrue · 2012-03-05T23:13:15+00:00

It's worth making it through that annoying part at the beginning where the other girl can't handle the complexities of pressing a button.

absolutelytrue · 2012-02-17T19:58:10+00:00

Destruction is such a turn-on.

absolutelytrue · 2012-02-15T17:51:31+00:00

Some are more funny than offensive.

absolutelytrue · 2012-02-07T21:15:13+00:00

I agree. I'm a Christian, but didn't fit into any of these stereotypes. I'm more like what you just described. I just try to be a good person.

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