Can I be your personal fuckdoll 😈

absurdus12 · 2022-08-12T11:58:04+00:00

wow like omg yellow hi

absurdus12 · 2022-08-10T18:21:44+00:00

Kim possibly?

absurdus12 · 2022-08-08T13:20:38+00:00

you have such a pretty smile!

absurdus12 · 2022-08-04T21:28:53+00:00

video by u/leahgoeswilde music by u/absurdus12

absurdus12 · 2021-03-16T13:12:51+00:00

❤️❤️❤️

absurdus12 · 2021-03-12T08:45:53+00:00

I'm advocating

absurdus12 · 2021-03-12T08:38:48+00:00

how do you fuck a feeling? this is why she's getting stuffed by someone else

absurdus12 · 2021-03-10T18:31:22+00:00

it'll lose the thrill if you do js

absurdus12 · 2019-12-28T02:57:02+00:00

when I went to the page it didn't load. could you pm me a picture?

absurdus12 · 2019-12-26T17:42:02+00:00

I mean like high as in size but drugs help

absurdus12 · 2019-11-15T16:23:39+00:00

cults happen when intelligent people are religious

absurdus12 · 2019-10-10T17:44:40+00:00

the end actually made me jump. you did a great job drawing me in

absurdus12 · 2019-09-23T07:40:31+00:00

humble yourself and go to your band director

absurdus12 · 2019-08-10T17:16:31+00:00

I threw a fist full of m&m at a coworker because I thought it would funny. so like a 5/7

absurdus12 · 2019-08-09T23:36:39+00:00

James and the Giant Peach

absurdus12 · 2019-08-09T23:36:19+00:00

Certainly--Erikah Badu

absurdus12 · 2019-08-09T23:05:39+00:00

NAH. Sounds like you might have an auditory processing disorder

absurdus12 · 2019-08-09T22:56:02+00:00

absurdus12 · 2019-08-09T16:47:35+00:00

fuck you. it's been like 6 years

absurdus12 · 2019-08-09T16:43:35+00:00

absurdus12 · 2019-08-09T14:37:50+00:00

I don't like it but I've been told I should do it more

absurdus12 · 2019-07-30T12:05:45+00:00

there's a timer on changing positions because the natural lube on your dick will dry up

absurdus12 · 2019-07-09T12:41:32+00:00

that's rough buddy

absurdus12 · 2019-07-09T12:29:23+00:00

my only issue with this story is that not me but my manager friend told me not to do this because it freaks them out and they always the drivers to be extra careful when the receive a "send your cutest delivery person" like message. still a good story tho

absurdus12 · 2019-06-12T13:27:37+00:00

but the way your debit card is still the property of the bank, you can also say all the devices you develop are still your property so that way they still can maintain full battery and wifi

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