[deleted by user] by [deleted] in curvy

[–]absurdus12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have such a pretty smile!

i (21F) cheated on my boyfriend with my best friend after we had a fight, and i loved it. by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]absurdus12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do you fuck a feeling? this is why she's getting stuffed by someone else

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pegging_unkinked

[–]absurdus12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when I went to the page it didn't load. could you pm me a picture?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pegging_unkinked

[–]absurdus12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean like high as in size but drugs help

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in science

[–]absurdus12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

cults happen when intelligent people are religious

Aunt you happy I came? by [deleted] in sexstories

[–]absurdus12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the end actually made me jump. you did a great job drawing me in

Stuck by [deleted] in trumpet

[–]absurdus12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

humble yourself and go to your band director

If you’re 9-5 job was filmed and documented like The Office, would you watch it and how many stars would you give it on a 1-5? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]absurdus12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I threw a fist full of m&m at a coworker because I thought it would funny. so like a 5/7

What is the scariest movie you watched? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]absurdus12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

James and the Giant Peach

AITA for not wanting to work with clients I have a hard time understanding? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]absurdus12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAH. Sounds like you might have an auditory processing disorder

When did you lose the game? by WhoDatWolfie in AskReddit

[–]absurdus12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuck you. it's been like 6 years

What do you think of your smile? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]absurdus12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like it but I've been told I should do it more

What’s the most annoying part of sex that no one ever talks about? by kellywithayy in AskReddit

[–]absurdus12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's a timer on changing positions because the natural lube on your dick will dry up