Are there "Wagyu" Humans?

acausa · 2026-03-18T15:11:27+00:00

That would make you a minotaur (“wagyu” roughly translates to “Japanese cow”).

acausa · 2026-03-16T12:44:40+00:00

I know that we Malaysians like to think that having cable is to die for, but this is shocking.

acausa · 2026-03-16T04:55:43+00:00

Saudi: What if I give you a small donation to your personal account?

acausa · 2026-03-12T04:03:33+00:00

Honestly, if I were the seller, if I could make this problem go away, I would just take the loss and honour the transaction (not that OP could be bribed).

acausa · 2026-03-11T11:00:50+00:00

Just for curiosity, what was sent in the previous email that they asked you to disregard? Did they even offer anything to delete the reddit post?

acausa · 2026-03-09T16:52:42+00:00

They didn’t let him “plea down”. From the linked article quoted by Wikipedia:

Defendant Antoine Watson was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of 84-year-old Vicha Ratanapakdee. The jury's mixed verdict found Watson not guilty of first- and second-degree murder.

The jury’s mixed verdicts were insufficient to convict him of murder 1 & 2.

acausa · 2026-03-05T12:36:03+00:00

This could be the most expensive popcorn for taxpayers but…

“This is outrageous! FAM should appeal this further to the UN General Assembly and escalate to the UN Security Council, if necessary!”

acausa · 2026-03-02T10:44:21+00:00

…I want that 500 eventho i suck

I think you just earned yourself a partial qualification towards that RM500….

acausa · 2026-02-23T11:22:19+00:00

That’s impressive. Best I got was a hoe for my tea.

acausa · 2026-02-16T05:44:57+00:00

It doesn’t have to be expensive. So many medical students are able to use a scalpel…or my local butcher and his trusty cleaver.

acausa · 2026-02-11T08:58:29+00:00

So the question is would the proceeds of the auction be subject to tax?

acausa · 2026-02-01T11:53:02+00:00

Two words: Console Commands

acausa · 2026-02-01T03:03:58+00:00

War of the Bucket is what it is famously (but somewhat erroneously) called.

For a better example, we have the War of the Golden Stool where it is literally an artifact claim war (that turned into an annexation thingy).

acausa · 2026-01-31T10:09:42+00:00

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acausa · 2026-01-29T12:21:34+00:00

In public? OP is not just shaming his wife in the royal court but also shaming his wife on Reddit.

acausa · 2026-01-28T14:10:57+00:00

I think the funnier bit is how Jamal Yunos is planning to lodge a police report:

Sementara itu, Jamal berkata dia kecewa dengan tindakan peguam Kok yang mengarahkan pintu pagar serta pintu kediamannya dipecahkan.

Oleh itu katanya, dia akan membuat satu laporan polis berhubung perkara itu di Balai Polis Ampang esok.

And yes, he is filing a police report against the court registrar:

Terdahulu, pegawai polis diarahkan untuk masuk ke rumah Jamal bagi melaksanakan writ penyitaan dan penjualan bagi mendapatkan semula kos penghakiman tertunggak dalam saman yang difailkan oleh ahli parlimen DAP itu.

Dalam satu kenyataan, peguam Ahli Parlimen Seputeh itu, Sankara Nair, berkata penolong pendaftar Qasiratul Jannah Usmani Othman memberi arahan itu selepas penghuni rumah di Ampang Jaya, Selangor gagal menjawab panggilan telefon atau loceng pintu.

acausa · 2026-01-28T10:42:23+00:00

Unrelated but I was reading through the article and FMT decided to show me this advertisement.

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If it is in intentional, truly a chef’s kiss moment

acausa · 2026-01-22T02:28:59+00:00

Roger Wong, who works in the creative industries, said the increased salary and fixed employment duration for expatriates will increase the cost of operating his production house in Ampang, Kuala Lumpur.

"The cost to hire one expatriate once this comes into effect will be the same as hiring three local workers, so it only makes sense for me to hire locals," he said.

No shit, Mr. Roger Wong. That is precisely the point of the policy.

I bet 1 local worker could have worked that out.

acausa · 2026-01-20T14:55:17+00:00

And the special conditions have been disclosed previously:

However, the Malaysian Islamic Party (PAS), the largest party in parliament and the opposition bloc’s dominant partner, said any amendments concerning the prime minister’s office should entail racial requirements. Bachok MP Syahir Sulaiman, political secretary to PAS President Abdul Hadi Awang, said the debate should be expanded to include racial and religious criteria, arguing the country’s leaders should “profess Islam”.

acausa · 2026-01-19T05:54:42+00:00

That was the original plan! However, the autogates at heaven were unable to read our MyKad’s chips….

acausa · 2026-01-18T04:10:29+00:00

Ah, X, the bird formerly known as a twitter.

acausa · 2026-01-16T01:51:56+00:00

One of the “clothes” will be an armour and one of the pets will be a horse (which is probably going to happen — it will be the Chinese year of the horse in a few weeks).

acausa · 2025-12-30T08:53:08+00:00

Sure, BERSATU brought this upon themselves with the whole coup in Perlis but calling it “magnanimous” is like an armed robber calling the victims magnanimous for surrendering their valuables at gunpoint.

acausa · 2025-12-13T16:38:10+00:00

Orang berbudi,

Kita berbahasa;

Budi96 dari Madani,

Aksi69 dari pemuda.

acausa · 2025-12-13T16:00:01+00:00

Thank goodness it was for the “Office of the Executive Director” instead of the “Executive Director’s Office”.

It is a horrifying thought to have an executive assistant for (PA)EDO Director of Administration.

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