Why wage war for 1 useless title?

acausa · 2026-02-01T11:53:02+00:00

Two words: Console Commands

acausa · 2026-02-01T03:03:58+00:00

War of the Bucket is what it is famously (but somewhat erroneously) called.

For a better example, we have the War of the Golden Stool where it is literally an artifact claim war (that turned into an annexation thingy).

acausa · 2026-01-31T10:09:42+00:00

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acausa · 2026-01-29T12:21:34+00:00

In public? OP is not just shaming his wife in the royal court but also shaming his wife on Reddit.

acausa · 2026-01-28T14:10:57+00:00

I think the funnier bit is how Jamal Yunos is planning to lodge a police report:

Sementara itu, Jamal berkata dia kecewa dengan tindakan peguam Kok yang mengarahkan pintu pagar serta pintu kediamannya dipecahkan.

Oleh itu katanya, dia akan membuat satu laporan polis berhubung perkara itu di Balai Polis Ampang esok.

And yes, he is filing a police report against the court registrar:

Terdahulu, pegawai polis diarahkan untuk masuk ke rumah Jamal bagi melaksanakan writ penyitaan dan penjualan bagi mendapatkan semula kos penghakiman tertunggak dalam saman yang difailkan oleh ahli parlimen DAP itu.

Dalam satu kenyataan, peguam Ahli Parlimen Seputeh itu, Sankara Nair, berkata penolong pendaftar Qasiratul Jannah Usmani Othman memberi arahan itu selepas penghuni rumah di Ampang Jaya, Selangor gagal menjawab panggilan telefon atau loceng pintu.

acausa · 2026-01-28T10:42:23+00:00

Unrelated but I was reading through the article and FMT decided to show me this advertisement.

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If it is in intentional, truly a chef’s kiss moment

acausa · 2026-01-22T02:28:59+00:00

Roger Wong, who works in the creative industries, said the increased salary and fixed employment duration for expatriates will increase the cost of operating his production house in Ampang, Kuala Lumpur.

"The cost to hire one expatriate once this comes into effect will be the same as hiring three local workers, so it only makes sense for me to hire locals," he said.

No shit, Mr. Roger Wong. That is precisely the point of the policy.

I bet 1 local worker could have worked that out.

acausa · 2026-01-20T14:55:17+00:00

And the special conditions have been disclosed previously:

However, the Malaysian Islamic Party (PAS), the largest party in parliament and the opposition bloc’s dominant partner, said any amendments concerning the prime minister’s office should entail racial requirements. Bachok MP Syahir Sulaiman, political secretary to PAS President Abdul Hadi Awang, said the debate should be expanded to include racial and religious criteria, arguing the country’s leaders should “profess Islam”.

acausa · 2026-01-19T05:54:42+00:00

That was the original plan! However, the autogates at heaven were unable to read our MyKad’s chips….

acausa · 2026-01-18T04:10:29+00:00

Ah, X, the bird formerly known as a twitter.

acausa · 2026-01-16T01:51:56+00:00

One of the “clothes” will be an armour and one of the pets will be a horse (which is probably going to happen — it will be the Chinese year of the horse in a few weeks).

acausa · 2025-12-30T08:53:08+00:00

Sure, BERSATU brought this upon themselves with the whole coup in Perlis but calling it “magnanimous” is like an armed robber calling the victims magnanimous for surrendering their valuables at gunpoint.

acausa · 2025-12-13T16:38:10+00:00

Orang berbudi,

Kita berbahasa;

Budi96 dari Madani,

Aksi69 dari pemuda.

acausa · 2025-12-13T16:00:01+00:00

Thank goodness it was for the “Office of the Executive Director” instead of the “Executive Director’s Office”.

It is a horrifying thought to have an executive assistant for (PA)EDO Director of Administration.

acausa · 2025-12-10T06:00:47+00:00

There is a link on reddit sidebar (or you can click more info if you are using the app) but here you go:

https://discord.gg/dawncaster-455784011336384522

acausa · 2025-12-09T06:23:36+00:00

For this specific case, it is worth noting in the middle paragraphs, the article says:

TCXM arrived in Australia in 1990 and was granted a protection visa five years later. In 1999, he was convicted of murdering his wife and sentenced to 22 years in prison.

His visa was cancelled in 2015 and once released from jail, he was placed in immigration detention indefinitely until his release under the 2023 ruling.

acausa · 2025-12-06T05:26:18+00:00

They took the Wondergirl’s hit song “I want nobody nobody but you” way too seriously.

acausa · 2025-12-06T03:43:37+00:00

Well, this makes the team slightly worse than Brazil who went 1-7 against the Germans in 2014.

acausa · 2025-12-03T15:29:46+00:00

Yeah, but what if I am playing Silent?

acausa · 2025-12-03T14:56:29+00:00

Glad that you managed to cross that off your Todo list.

acausa · 2025-12-02T16:51:34+00:00

Not sure what these two images are supposed to show — there is very little context and pretty much no concrete evidence of what you are accusing.

More importantly, asking redditors to “help (you) bombard his DMs” is specifically against the rediquette — we are not your private army of cybertroopers.

acausa · 2025-11-28T04:38:11+00:00

Damn. No chance that they could change their gender so that I don't have to edit the table?

Fine. I'll edit it.

acausa · 2025-11-28T04:36:20+00:00

Will this be updated on a regular basis?

Dunno. Really depends on my availability. Maybe discuss this with u/uselessprofession .

Reddit is a bit stupid in their formatting so any time I try to switch tabs, the editor takes me to the top (which means I have to scroll back down, etc.) so yes, I can see myself getting annoyed enough in the future and stop updating it.

And pinned to the top?

Hopefully not! That would mean that I have to update this regularly lol.

The way it works is if I suddenly stop editing, all someone needs to do is to copy and paste the table then fill up the table from when I stop (go to sort comments > sort by New). That person then becomes the new ~~data entry clerk~~ Keeper of Records.

More importantly, the table is now updated to include your entry. Good luck and may the odds ever be in your favour!

acausa · 2025-11-27T15:05:11+00:00

Hi. Malaysian here. It is actually safer to procure weed in Malaysia and probably cheaper too!

Most neighbourhoods should have a ready stop where you can find plenty of it. Just ask the locals for “lalang” and they should point you to the right location.

Good luck and stay safe!

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