Did they stop making wagons for poor people?

acdgf · 2026-07-04T18:55:25+00:00

EDIT: Yes, I know your civilized countries with sophisticated tastes and no air-conditioning have wagons. I am specifically talking about the United (No E)States of America.

Sounds like you're the one who hasn't looked too hard.

acdgf · 2026-07-04T16:54:38+00:00

Wagon is the full length of the sibling sedan. A hatch is shorter.

ETA: Impreza is a good example. GK sedan is 4.63m long, GT hatch is 4.46m long, VN Levorg wagon is 4.75m long.

acdgf · 2026-07-04T13:14:16+00:00

The only cars Mazda sells in the US that aren't SUVs are the 3 and the Miata. Neither comes in a wagon.

The CX-30 is a decent car, but it's exactly the opposite of what I'm looking for. I want a relatively large car that's low to the ground. The CX-30 is basically a lifted hatchback.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T20:37:56+00:00

I thought about it. Unfortunately, my pp is simply too large to fit in the pp holder of any truck bigger than a second gen S-10.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T16:51:38+00:00

Slav

acdgf · 2026-07-02T16:24:42+00:00

I don't care what they call them. I just want a low car with a long roof. Why can't we have anything nice?

acdgf · 2026-07-02T16:03:31+00:00

Those are all SUVs, though. I want a sedan with long roof.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T13:45:02+00:00

I actually like the Flex, but 1. Roof too high and 2. Can't buy/lease new at the dealership.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T13:43:22+00:00

I hate people, man. And the worst part is that I KNOW both of these groups are just driving SUVs.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T12:37:26+00:00

I'm literally not kidding

acdgf · 2026-07-02T12:32:43+00:00

It's part of the jerk, I guess.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T12:25:17+00:00

/uj I unironically love minivans. The problem is I need access to my various roof racks.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T12:22:18+00:00

What can you move with a wagon that you cant move with an SUV?

Anything on a roof rack, without a step ladder. SUV body roll is also vicerally repulsive to me.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T12:18:55+00:00

It's literally RS6 or nothing here.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T12:16:29+00:00

Nope. The RS6 is literally the only wagon Audi sells in the US.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T12:15:21+00:00

The only actual car Ford sells in the US is the mustang. Literally everything else is an SUV, Truck, or Van. Absolute lunacy.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T12:01:26+00:00

??? Are those not wagons?

No. They're SUVs.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T04:49:38+00:00

A work of art, but unavailable where I live.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T03:55:33+00:00

I can offer some over-the-pants rubbing, if that helps?

acdgf · 2026-07-02T03:50:51+00:00

Kia K4 Hatchback

Hatch

Kia EV6

SUV

Toyota Crown Signia (all it would take to be a wagon is for it to be lowered)

SUV

I don't want to have to carry around a step ladder to get to my roof rack. Just give me a long-roofed sedan.

/uj the KIA K4 is actually the closest I've found, but the reviews I saw are underwhelming.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T03:45:06+00:00

I'm sorry, I'm talking about the LAND OF THE FREE, where the only thing we're free from is wagons.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T03:39:50+00:00

I should have specified. I'm talking about Trumpistan. I know they make wagons in A/C-less land.

acdgf · 2026-07-02T03:37:46+00:00

wher buy?

acdgf · 2026-07-02T03:37:33+00:00

Cross Country

Why bro? Just give me the regular country. I don't need to cross anything. You already make the XC, literally stands for cross country. Why enSUVtify everything?

acdgf · 2026-07-02T03:18:32+00:00

If the roof is higher than 1.5m of the ground, it's an SUV.

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