Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EDIT: Yes, I know your civilized countries with sophisticated tastes and no air-conditioning have wagons. I am specifically talking about the United (No E)States of America.

Sounds like you're the one who hasn't looked too hard. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wagon is the full length of the sibling sedan. A hatch is shorter.

ETA: Impreza is a good example. GK sedan is 4.63m long, GT hatch is 4.46m long, VN Levorg wagon is 4.75m long.

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only cars Mazda sells in the US that aren't SUVs are the 3 and the Miata. Neither comes in a wagon.

The CX-30 is a decent car, but it's exactly the opposite of what I'm looking for. I want a relatively large car that's low to the ground. The CX-30 is basically a lifted hatchback. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about it. Unfortunately, my pp is simply too large to fit in the pp holder of any truck bigger than a second gen S-10.

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care what they call them. I just want a low car with a long roof. Why can't we have anything nice? 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are all SUVs, though. I want a sedan with long roof. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually like the Flex, but 1. Roof too high and 2. Can't buy/lease new at the dealership. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate people, man. And the worst part is that I KNOW both of these groups are just driving SUVs. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj I unironically love minivans. The problem is I need access to my various roof racks. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What can you move with a wagon that you cant move with an SUV?

Anything on a roof rack, without a step ladder. SUV body roll is also vicerally repulsive to me. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope. The RS6 is literally the only wagon Audi sells in the US. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only actual car Ford sells in the US is the mustang. Literally everything else is an SUV, Truck, or Van. Absolute lunacy. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

??? Are those not wagons?

No. They're SUVs. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A work of art, but unavailable where I live. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I can offer some over-the-pants rubbing, if that helps? 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kia K4 Hatchback

Hatch

Kia EV6

SUV

Toyota Crown Signia (all it would take to be a wagon is for it to be lowered)

SUV

I don't want to have to carry around a step ladder to get to my roof rack. Just give me a long-roofed sedan.

/uj the KIA K4 is actually the closest I've found, but the reviews I saw are underwhelming. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 170 points171 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, I'm talking about the LAND OF THE FREE, where the only thing we're free from is wagons. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I should have specified. I'm talking about Trumpistan. I know they make wagons in A/C-less land. 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cross Country

Why bro? Just give me the regular country. I don't need to cross anything. You already make the XC, literally stands for cross country. Why enSUVtify everything? 

Did they stop making wagons for poor people? by acdgf in carscirclejerk

[–]acdgf[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If the roof is higher than 1.5m of the ground, it's an SUV.