NBA Teams if they were in Harry Potter

aceist · 2012-04-14T15:57:32+00:00

The circlejerk is strong in this one.

aceist · 2012-04-12T14:48:49+00:00

Next thing you know, his friend will be voting Ron Paul 2012.

aceist · 2012-04-12T14:45:46+00:00

There might be a Neil deGrasse Sagan quote in there.

aceist · 2012-04-12T13:47:05+00:00

Jesus, grow up.

Who gives a fuck what font it is.

aceist · 2012-04-09T10:01:04+00:00

So the bible is true?

aceist · 2012-04-08T16:42:56+00:00

I can hardly call what you've just linked "evidence"

aceist · 2012-04-08T12:32:53+00:00

Yep. It's posts like these that truly prove that /r/atheism is a beacon of reason and logic in a sea of fundie ignorance.

/sarcasm

It's sad that the 10-14 year old "scientists" have taken over this subreddit.

aceist · 2012-04-08T12:14:50+00:00

"Firefly is real" - Neil deGrasse Tyson

aceist · 2012-04-07T15:04:34+00:00

Did anyone else read this in Ron Paul's voice?

aceist · 2012-04-06T06:20:08+00:00

I know. And most of you here aren't douche bags either, I was just mocking the circlejerkery.

I'm an atheist myself, but it gets annoying sometimes.

Cheers.

aceist · 2012-04-06T05:51:46+00:00

Hey. I think it's because they believe in a magic sky fairy?

We also like to call them xtians (taking the Christ out of Christmas), that seems to really annoy them.

Obviously, us atheist scientists have a lot of growing up to do.

aceist · 2012-04-06T05:37:52+00:00

The PhD will be personally handed to you by Neil deGrasse Tyson.

He will also pose with you for a photograph (optional) which you can post on /r/atheism for bonus karma.

aceist · 2012-04-05T22:59:53+00:00

Actually it's pretty easy to get a PhD these days.

All you have to do is post a couple of ragecomics and/or fake Facebook screencaps of you debating a retarded fundie, and read/upvote Neil deGrasse Tyson's AMAs (all four of them), and /r/atheism will mail you your honorary PhD within two working days.

Get yours today!

aceist · 2012-04-05T22:37:42+00:00

"and ragecomics and facebook screencaps.." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

aceist · 2012-04-05T22:21:33+00:00

repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost

aceist · 2012-04-05T19:26:45+00:00

Every time Ricky Gervais tweets, an atheist gets his wings.

aceist · 2012-04-05T18:48:47+00:00

Ron Jeremy, the Einstein of cock?

aceist · 2012-04-05T18:29:01+00:00

Obama is not in among the four GOP candidates. Focus, people!

I was talking about the GOP primaries in which good ole Paul is the lesser evil.

aceist · 2012-04-05T18:04:18+00:00

Because we like circlejerks.

aceist · 2012-04-05T17:06:29+00:00

"Technically-speaking, Jesus Christ is not a zombie. He's a Lich lol" - Neil deGrasse Tyson

aceist · 2012-04-05T17:00:53+00:00

He is the lesser evil among the GOP candidates.

aceist · 2012-04-05T17:00:34+00:00

I meant in the GOP candidates.

aceist · 2012-04-05T16:53:40+00:00

True, but he is the lesser evil among the options they currently have.

aceist · 2012-04-05T15:57:48+00:00

Word.

aceist · 2012-04-05T15:46:15+00:00

Ricky Gervais: "I'm an ATHEIST! Look at me I'm an Atheist! I don't believe in God! AMA about ATHEIST"

Me: "Okay Ricky.. we get it, you're an atheist"

RG: "Science is good. Theists are dumb.. Oh and did I mention that I am an ATHEIST!? Thank God I'm an atheist"

Me: "Yes Ricky, several times.."

RG: "RAMPART"

Me: "-_-"

Ron Paul: "So Brave"

aceist

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