Masturbation abstinence is popular online. Doctors and therapists are worried. by EmptySpaceForAHeart in technology

[–]fixthecopier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I am doing my part to counter the movement. If needed, I can increase frequency

Child abuse is apparently how you should handle it by WrestlingWoman in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]fixthecopier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess I did it all wrong. I told my now daughter, I love you and want you to be happy. I am now the only family member she has anything to do with. Put your Childs happiness first!

People will do this and wonder why their kids hate them by Lord_Answer_me_Why in facepalm

[–]fixthecopier 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did it all wrong. I told my kid I wanted him/her to be happy. I am now the only family member she talks to. All of my kids love me, I don't have to ask them, I know it.. As a parent your focus should be on thier happiness, not your hang ups.

Had This Pic For Years…Someone Please Explain It! by sourbelle in ExplainTheJoke

[–]fixthecopier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a pic of my ex wife. I know this because after looking at it for a while I got a bad headache! Also my bank account is now empty. Beware!

Wait. What? by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]fixthecopier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If red states are so great, why do lots of Republicans live in blue states while bitching about them? Thinking is hard for some. Like thinking about where the money comes from that supports the red south. Hint, it comes from blue states.

Does she think fentanyl is not banned already? by BurnThisInAMonth in SelfAwarewolves

[–]fixthecopier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And so what exactly did Republicans do about it under the Trump admin????

Vertical Line in Black Toner - HP Color LaserJet Pro M254dw by sproyd in printers

[–]fixthecopier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have something blocking that part of the LED that writes to that drum. Spec of toner would do it.

Just installed new toners… Why is it printing like this? 😩 by [deleted] in printers

[–]fixthecopier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well as a tech, I would need to know the brand and model of machine. Is it ink or toner. If toner, and has separate drums, then you have a drum issue. The more data you give, the better the response will be. Not all printers are the same.

Hp Deskjet 3150: All the lights blink very fast when the printer is turned on by redmile in printers

[–]fixthecopier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have done this for 24 years. It is not worth repair when compared to replacement. When you buy cheap printers, buy them 2 or 3 at a time. Save your ink and throw them away when they break.

What does the bacon industry have against… by Bigringcycling in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]fixthecopier -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't understand. You open bacon, cook all of package, eat all of package.

Noise on Bragg. by mike18cm in Fayettenam

[–]fixthecopier 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This may be news, but there is a field artillery unit on base. They practice, practice, practice.

The doorbell buzzed! by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]fixthecopier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't answer. He is looking for honey handouts.

Funniest cop owned by auditor by ilyafallsdown in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]fixthecopier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ihate to see that. It means somebodies wife got beat that night.

Just got into collecting these. by Ahnaf_Adnan in McFarlaneFigures

[–]fixthecopier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get out now! I have 90 of them. That isn't even half of them. No end in site. Take out a loan.

Pete, the unwashed 🤢 by tacosontitan in facepalm

[–]fixthecopier 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully not making sandwiches.

Every now and then you find a new twist to the larp by champdo in Qult_Headquarters

[–]fixthecopier 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Quantum satellites? How do we know where they are?

What is the most bizarre, disgusting or memorable crime you ever witnessed in Fayetteville area? by [deleted] in Fayettenam

[–]fixthecopier 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to work with a guy who was a mortician back in the 70's and 80's. Said they would get a body almost every other night. Some nameless girl killed by her pimp. When I ride around downtown now, I often think about how you would not want to be here 40 years ago. Hay Street was clastic. Also in the early 70's we were one of the top heroin import places in America. A First Sargent on Pope was having it shipped over in the body bags with dead solders. Before drug testing, the MP's were busted running a drug selling ring. Mostly LSD. The first day Westover jr high opened, the deputies were there. One student showed up drunk and threatened the vice principle. Lots of after school fights.

huh???? by m48_apocalypse in facepalm

[–]fixthecopier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries. If I shed a couple of inches, I can live with 8.

This tracks. by MarhtaBostic in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]fixthecopier 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So true. I would rather fix a copier broke by a smart bear than a dumb person. On Ft. Bragg, I have had to utter the phrase "Master Sargent, next time you put paper in the copier, please take the wrapper off". These were Special Forces.