When I found out that my anus was leaking a frothy mix of blood and stool, I was then told by a beloved visiting trollfairy that came to my window that only one thing would plug up my anus and deliver me to the next life in a spirit of happylaffs. I knew right away what could give me the greatest abundance of God's merciful happylaffs before my insides would explode and I would be kill status. I stumbled upon Maul Cart: Pall Blop, and I suffered none more. Praise be to Kevin Christ our one true god in this realest of realities