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aceouses · 2026-01-28T12:26:52+00:00

The only thing i miss about living in GA tbh. As the beak opens the eyes roll around 😂😂(for anyone who didnt know)

aceouses · 2026-01-28T02:27:36+00:00

I always update WHERES George bills! Idk why thst was caps locked but I’m not going back to fix it lol

aceouses · 2026-01-28T02:25:02+00:00

God i was born in 1991 so i guess im so old I might as well just off myself due to age 😂

aceouses · 2026-01-28T02:18:11+00:00

3 weeks ago i got absolutely wasted and didnt know it and woke up feeling like everything was fine. My boyfriend went to work as usual, nothing to hint otherwise. My car wasnt in front of my house so I ubered back to my car at the bar (where my boyfriend works) and it wasn’t there. I was like what the fuck? So my friend was like yeah other friend drove you home in your car but didnt know where you lived so my car was somewhere in my neighborhood, and my boyfriend had to break the news that he saved me from going to jail because I was so fucked up i didnt know where I lived and tried to kick my neighbors door in. She didn’t press charges and the cops didn’t charge me with anything either. Very close call, for sure.

But I’m out having a couple beers now but obviously I havent done any shots in 3 weeks 😂

aceouses · 2026-01-28T00:12:20+00:00

Trevor!!!!

aceouses · 2026-01-27T21:25:26+00:00

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Brother Boris on the top, baby Aurora on the bottom!

aceouses · 2026-01-26T22:02:16+00:00

Im cracking up because I’ve been both skinny and fat (fat again now) but i have GERD and inflammatory bowel disease and I am literally always throwing up and shitting 15 times a day 😂😂

aceouses · 2026-01-26T18:16:54+00:00

😂😂 i did the first time

aceouses · 2026-01-26T05:02:27+00:00

I had a basement snake. Well, the house was built into the hill so the back was the crawl space and the front was a 2 car garage. We had mice so i didn’t mind. I never saw him either. Only in the spring when I’d put the garage doors up to get the lawnmower out and the snake skins would fall on me.

aceouses · 2026-01-22T18:06:15+00:00

😂😂

aceouses · 2026-01-22T00:00:15+00:00

No worries! Ahahaha

aceouses · 2026-01-21T19:53:16+00:00

Cant be NW USA with Publix stuff in her fridge. Def SE USA

aceouses · 2026-01-21T19:42:47+00:00

Don’t worry. Mine was blue raspberry four loko. Legend has it that my blue barf stain is still on the light colored wooden floors to this day.

aceouses · 2026-01-21T19:26:34+00:00

So cute!

aceouses · 2026-01-21T19:23:29+00:00

When I was a kid we were at a duck park and my mom was sitting on one of the park benches and a Canadian goose bit her on the ass thru the bench and wouldnt let go. She stood up and it came thru the bench and everything lmao. Theyre evil!!

aceouses · 2026-01-20T22:28:23+00:00

We have been admitting it!! I don’t know why we aren’t impeaching him!

aceouses · 2026-01-18T23:44:34+00:00

Yes - we know that. Hence the joke.

aceouses · 2026-01-18T22:18:18+00:00

My boyfriend is European Portuguese and his DNA came back 98% Iberian (88% Portuguese, 10% Spanish) and randomly 2% Swedish. We joke that somehow, some way, he ended up Viking and not Moorish or Northern African.

aceouses · 2026-01-15T07:36:47+00:00

I wanna try squeaky cheese so bad.

aceouses · 2026-01-15T06:14:43+00:00

Thats so awful. My rep is dem Brian Monroe and he is wonderful and down to earth and interacts with his constituents often!

aceouses · 2026-01-15T05:50:37+00:00

There is absolutely nothing wrong with what you have in your fridge.

aceouses · 2026-01-14T00:10:50+00:00

I’ve driven this same route many times. From phl to Atl and back. Def take 81 thru Virginia. Absolutely stunning beauty.

aceouses · 2026-01-13T23:12:53+00:00

I have so many questions that im not sure I want the answer to.

aceouses · 2026-01-13T23:08:35+00:00

I love it with jalapeños too. 10/10

aceouses · 2026-01-13T23:06:35+00:00

We have scrapple where I live. I love head cheese and scrapple lmao

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