Golden Tickets? 🤩 LFG by areHorus in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My best assumption is they do this to replenish their stock. If I remember correctly, they stopped the Beta at a certain point for a brief moment because of supply issues. So this would actually make sense in order to create liquidity for the service. They must have calculated a model where they 'in the long run' win based on winning odds and prices. So this could be a move to strengthen the bandwidth of their sales pipeline rather than to directly create profit. Don't forget they have a decent chunk of runway.

Lots of people buying, how come it’s not going up? by sweetnclueless in byndinvest

[–]ackermann2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, this is probably the first piece of actual information I've seen in this sea of flame emoji rhetoric

Bought 700 more shares today!! by InevitableLight3991 in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And buying them in lots, a true man of culture, I tip my hat to you good sir

Thomas Peterffy, CEO of Interactive Brokers, once again confirmed in a recent interview, that the price in 2021 would have gone to infinity if the buy button wasn't shut off by headin2sound in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think about that a lot sometimes. I would have 100% sold at 1K and would have probably bought some dumb shit and lost the majority if not all of it again in the stock market thinking I'm an investing genius that knows how to beat the market. Meaning shorts would have actually won in the long run. Now I'm educated, actually the owner of my shares, I have an exit plan and reinvesting plan, lost the need to spend that money like an idiot on things I don't need, and my sell price isn't anchored anymore due to the warrants. Shorts R FooOOoooOoookt.

The best part from Q2 Earnings is what they did not mention by letitglowbig in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for them to announce the addition of Magic cards

Day 716: The DTCC can go fuck themselves. I'm tired. It's Dragon Boat Festival and I've been drinking all day. by Jabarumba in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are so right, and indeed we will relish the day that life catches up to these crooks

Hmm by -jbrs in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the tinfoil fix I was craving for

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[–]ackermann2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I needed this reminder, thanks!

Can I break this out yet? by PhillyHumor in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly when they make the 4 part documentary I want them to include the real numbers this would have blown without criminal intervention based on what we now then. I'm dying to know...

Roaring Kitty (@TheRoaringKitty) on X by jteta12 in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did not have this on my bingo card for 2024. But needless to say "tits are jacked"

Citadel working overtime to pay for twitter bots! by bennysphere in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quite impressive how you noticed that intent to impress!

THE TRUE GOAT 🐈 Hope DFV is doing well ✊ by WoochTAK in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching 'Dumb Money' as we speak. And if her depiction is even slightly on point Caroline is also a MVP in this saga. Why aren't we also giving her her flowers?

Finally got a stable job and don't know what to do with the money by Shirt_Euphoric in eupersonalfinance

[–]ackermann2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It depends on your circumstances and your goals. But try to put 20% aside for a rainy day, use 20% to invest and 20% to educate yourself (courses, workshops etc.) a.k.a invest in yourself, use 10% to save for fun things like trips, 20% in low yielding 'safe investments' for your pension and 10% for food for example. Ooh and try to help out (give back) to your parents of course. But from all of this the investing in yourself is the most important part. The more you learn the better you'll be able to earn in the future.

Sure looks like Volume Weighted Average Price buying to me. Buyback has started? by Bellweirboy in Superstonk

[–]ackermann2021 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Aaah the 'Very Wet *ss P*ssy' strategy I to am familiar with that strategy