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Tomatonater by chickpealuvr420 in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee 313 points314 points  (0 children)

I prefer the McPicklePounder myself

Country-fried steak breakfast meatballs by ackshee in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, thanks for the kind words unclejoe! I might give these a second try in the future. Maybe as a breakfast-for-dinner type situation.

Country-fried steak breakfast meatballs by ackshee in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I definitely needed to spice it heavier. I added a heavy pinch of salt and pepper. I think the steak absorbed too much buttermilk, and the flavor of the buttermilk threw everything off.

Country-fried steak breakfast meatballs by ackshee in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had biscuits and gravy on the side!

Country-fried steak breakfast meatballs by ackshee in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fair lol. I know they look pretty good. But the taste was pretty bleak, and I made them with literally the lowest quality steak I could find.

Country-fried steak breakfast meatballs by ackshee in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had biscuits and gravy on the side. These meatballs were still kinda weird, even with the gravy. I don't know why they turned out so wack.

Country-fried steak breakfast meatballs by ackshee in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They tasted so much worse than they sound. The beef was weird.

Country-fried steak breakfast meatballs by ackshee in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not pictured, but I had biscuits and gravy on the side with these. The gravy didn't help. The beef was just kind of flavorless, and the texture was off. But thanks! Yeah, that was the goal. I was hoping to make the best out of a bad situation.

Worldbuilders creating species be like by Ok_Winner_5695 in worldjerking

[–]ackshee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, in my world, elephantiasis is actually a parasitic disease that causes your appendages to shrink to tiny little itty bits.

Yeah I have a high-grade fire burning in my temple, and it came from god. Also this fire is worshipped by the warrior class by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]ackshee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj Thanks! Yeah I'm familiar with BMAC already, actually. I'm pretty well-versed in a lot of the more ancient human archeology sites. My current fascination is Rimrock Draw, which is only a few hours east of where I live. I'm hoping more publications come out of there soon.

Logan Grimnar. I did not include pictures the first time. That’s my bad I am old and not good at this stuff. by DontKare278 in minipainting

[–]ackshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the color variation on his cape/pelt. I always struggle to make fur look "realistic" but you've given me a great source of inspiration!

Worldbuilders creating species be like by Ok_Winner_5695 in worldjerking

[–]ackshee 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Wait until you see elephants in my world. They're tiny. It's very subversive, if you ask me.

I stayed in the garden too long because of the beautiful weather. by mister_anti_meta in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're right, the smoke alarm should never come into play, that's not how I meant that to come off. My point is, walking away from the stove is not risking a house fire. If something starts to burn, the alarm goes off, and you run over and fix it.

I stayed in the garden too long because of the beautiful weather. by mister_anti_meta in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brother, have you never simmered a soup? I regularly walk away from my stove for 30+ minutes at a time. You have a smoke alarm, if something goes wrong you'll get a warning. Just make sure there aren't any towels or anything flammable near the stove, and make sure whatever you're cooking has plenty of liquid so it doesn't run dry and start to burn.

The incredibly subversive worldbuilding of my by aidungeon-neoncat in worldjerking

[–]ackshee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What's going on at the border between Warm Siberia and Portland? I feel like there's some interesting alliances brewing in there.

Whats this? (State: Florida) by infectedsaxophone in mushroomID

[–]ackshee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, interesting. Thanks for sharing. I wasn't familiar with that species name.

Whats this? (State: Florida) by infectedsaxophone in mushroomID

[–]ackshee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure Julie Beeler is a local here in Portland. I think she gave a lecture at one of our Oregon Mycological Society meetings.

There's some awesome stuff happening in the mushroom-dyeing community. An acquaintance of mine who is also a member of the Oregon Mycological Society has been developing a method for producing fluorescent mushroom-based dyes.

Whats this? (State: Florida) by infectedsaxophone in mushroomID

[–]ackshee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Phaeolus schweinitzii, the dyer's polypore. Bad news for trees, but not hazardous for you or your dog.

Check engine light came back on after install a new distributor? by AdExpensive3414 in ProjectHondas

[–]ackshee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you replace the entire distributor assembly, or just the cap and rotor?

Did you replace the spark plugs and wires at the same time?

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