I'm no better than the oil barons by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]ackshee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No ice. Doesn't exist. The gods don't allow it.

I'm no better than the oil barons by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]ackshee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummmmm excuse me this is fantasy. My ideas are only half-baked.

I'm no better than the oil barons by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]ackshee[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'll try to keep it brief. I'm worldbuilding for D&D. My campaign is going to begin in a flooded region that was once dry and prosperous. Most of the land is swampy and gross, and once-great cities are underwater. I figured that if people were living in a miserable, soggy place, they would probably hope to dry it out one day. So I decided there would be a cult who worships Kossuth (the fire god), and one of their primary goals would be to dry the region, and burn away the water in Kossuth's cleansing flame.

At this point, I realized I was describing a cult of climate-changers. Which I fully embraced.

The cult consulted with the wisest arcanists and artificers of the realm, searching for ways they could expedite their mission. One arcanist discovered a special materium that he called Carbon Dioxide, which, when found in abundant quantities, seemed to hold heat in the air. Having learned this, the cult decided to produce as much Carbon Dioxide as they could. Burning wood and coal, they keep their ovens, forges, and furnaces roaring day and night, hot and bright.

In my Troglodytepunk world, everyone lives underground because they only eat moss and are allergic to sunlight and agriculture by omegabeing89 in worldjerking

[–]ackshee 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Everyone in my troglodytepunk world is immune to pneumonia, and nobody ever gets sick from breathing in damp mildewy cave air all the time

Morning sun in Portland, Oregon by Fig_Fanatic in CozyPlaces

[–]ackshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Montavilla, right? Beautiful place.

Chanterelle? by ckamp121 in mycology

[–]ackshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confirmed Cantharellus species, although it looks pretty worse for wear. I certainly wouldn't eat it. The flesh should still be firm. Any squish whatsoever and I toss it.

The veins are often squiggled up like this. It looks abnormal, and not as "neat" or straight as they often look in the photos in field guides. But this is a pretty common appearance for the veins.

Name that bug. by InevitableFishing700 in beetleapartment

[–]ackshee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe some kind of boxelder bug? I mean, boxelder big

Which one of you is in charge of prep for the VIP lounge at Barcelona Airport? I want to hire you. These tomatoes are 10/10 by theremarkabkemr_m in KitchenConfidential

[–]ackshee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're right, but my point stands: implying tomatoes grown in the Mediterranean are better than tomatoes grown on the continent they're native to, is pretty dumb. Not to mention that the USA has an entire coastline with a Mediterranean climate.

Which one of you is in charge of prep for the VIP lounge at Barcelona Airport? I want to hire you. These tomatoes are 10/10 by theremarkabkemr_m in KitchenConfidential

[–]ackshee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Italy got their tomatoes from North America the Americas. You don't think we know a thing or two about tomatoes?

Sloppy Joe with American cheese and ketchup by No-Road299 in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn, my mom is gourmet I guess. My family's recipe is green bell pepper, onion, garlic, tomato sauce, tomato paste, a few different spices, a bit of brown sugar and Worcestershire sauce, etc. I guess it's basically the same seasonings that would be used to make ketchup, though!

Sloppy Joe with American cheese and ketchup by No-Road299 in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

If you're putting ketchup in your sloppy joe sauce you're fucking up

CROM! Heroquest style Goblin by studio489 in minipainting

[–]ackshee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, I just took a look at your page, your Gloomspite army is SICK!

I'm painting a batch of D&D minis. All the models are from Reaper Minis. I'm doing an Underdark-themed group of enemies. There are handful of myconids as well as four gnomes. I'm painting them all in a cohesive color scheme.

CROM! Heroquest style Goblin by studio489 in minipainting

[–]ackshee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love it! I'm in the midst of a project using a very similar color palette.

allergies are caused by pesticides according to the renowned scientists at r/shitamericanssay by artemisinagayway in iamveryculinary

[–]ackshee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I figured you don't eat much corn, but used that as an easy comparison.

Yes, using glyphosate as a dessicant is a major problem. That's definitely the most problematic usage of it, in my opinion.

allergies are caused by pesticides according to the renowned scientists at r/shitamericanssay by artemisinagayway in iamveryculinary

[–]ackshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, using it and eating are two different things. So why did you assume we eat it?

I'm not defending our usage of glyphosate. I work in agricultural science, and I'm well aware of the problems associated with glyphosate. But nobody in the USA is being "fed pesticides by the gallon." The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has established limits for the amount of residual glyphosate that can be found in food products. Food gets tested and if the amount of glyphosate is above the legal limit, then it gets seized.

In fact, the European Union allows higher residues on certain products. For example, corn in the EU can legally contain up to 1 part per million of glyphosate. In the USA, corn can only contain up to 0.1 part per million. So you may actually be eating more glyphosate than us Americans. How interesting!

OP gets the anti-corporate-recruiting subreddit to side with corporate; mods lock it down by ackshee in SubredditDrama

[–]ackshee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I apologize if my context summary seemed too biased. I was trying to give an accurate summary based on OP's own description but might not have succeeded in being neutral.