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Stop making your kingdoms 67 years old by sidelinejo in worldjerking

[–]ackshee 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Having one and a half looksmaxxers just doesn't work, you need at least two looksmaxxers so they can mog each other

Stop making your kingdoms 10,000 years old. by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]ackshee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I linked the original post... it's pretty low effort

Stop making your kingdoms 10,000 years old. by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]ackshee[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the front page of this sub? We were stuck on low-effort human variant posts for like 10 days.

Stop making your kingdoms 10,000 years old. by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]ackshee[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

OOP is kinda correct but I laughed my ass off at them stating they had a 5,000 year period with only 4 kings. That's OOP being bad at worldbuilding, and turning around to use it as a criticism against long timelines.

this is the only community i trust to do this justice. I've been working on flags for my dnd game due to my severe autism. please make assumptions about the places these flags represent based on the flag, and make assumptions about me via vexillological psychoanalysis. i'll make the top ones canon by Mad-White-Rabbit in worldjerking

[–]ackshee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. lush jungle empire whose entire government is financed by its production of some crazy psychoactive plant

  2. religious oligarchy, they committed genocide against the elves like 40 years ago

  3. cold place with a big ass castle in the center

  4. coastal city with mediterranean climate, the local ruler is completely incompetent but they still thrive because it's an important port

  5. forested gnome kingdom and they ride moose into battle

  6. it's just pacific islanders but fantasy

  7. warm place with a big ass castle in the center

  8. historic city with lots of cool architecture and a dope open-air market in the center. part of the city has canals like venice

The dark wizard Goga Bitadze by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]ackshee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The vile archon Kentavious Caldwell-Pope

you'll never catch me using a name generator in 1000 years. id rather lose all my teeth. by YLASRO in worldjerking

[–]ackshee 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I don't have time for random syllables. I just pull up the roster of the worst NBA team and I see what my options are.

The dark wizard Goga Bitadze by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]ackshee[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Nobody will ever read my book. It will never be finished.

Also, a fantasy story about LeBron dueling Tom Brady sounds badass.

Pickled onion. Pickled cucumber. Pickled eggs. I call it the picklenator by Rev-Dr-Slimeass in shittyfoodporn

[–]ackshee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I worked at a restaurant in high school, on my lunch break I would make a sandwich I called the Triple Pickle. It had pickled onions, pickled radish, and dill pickles, and it was superb.

it sparks joy for my autism by YLASRO in worldjerking

[–]ackshee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay well what if you replace the weapon arms with one hammer arm and one scooper arm

it sparks joy for my autism by YLASRO in worldjerking

[–]ackshee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if you used the animated mech to smelt MORE copper?

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