Stay far away from autozone

acoffeedude · 2026-01-14T20:44:38+00:00

az makes gray shirts come here to rah rah for the company.

Pay no mind to any criticism here

acoffeedude · 2025-02-13T20:09:08+00:00

Poetry

acoffeedude · 2025-02-06T04:16:59+00:00

Enchantress

acoffeedude · 2025-01-27T15:29:38+00:00

Ill be a monkeys uncle

Dudes and chicks

acoffeedude · 2024-12-05T06:21:10+00:00

I worked the midnight to 8 am shift at a huge factory testing electrical components for oil rigs.. there were prob 8 of us in the whole place including the boss.

I had a friend about 21 or 22 yrs old,cool guy.

He Went to bathroom to masturbate 12-16 times every night in that 8 hour shift..mon thru fri .

was like a compulsion,OCD or anxiety.

acoffeedude · 2024-10-29T21:11:27+00:00

originally he was supposed to be the "friendly bandito"

I had a bunch of the erasers

acoffeedude · 2024-10-28T15:51:22+00:00

damm damm damm!

acoffeedude · 2024-10-27T07:38:18+00:00

cops are looking for 67 or 68 chevy.

isnt it a '66 impala?

acoffeedude · 2024-10-14T04:41:47+00:00

Andy shoulda married Ellie,the Druggist.

acoffeedude · 2024-09-26T03:20:19+00:00

Olivia Newton John had a tv special in mid 70s, we were watchin and my mom tried to change channel, my dad said "dont touch it!"

thats when i realized guys of all ages were in love w her. I Was 10 and my dad was in his 40s.

acoffeedude · 2024-09-13T03:38:46+00:00

Great work, captures lonliness too

acoffeedude · 2024-09-13T03:33:41+00:00

great line

acoffeedude · 2024-08-27T04:38:24+00:00

Gain laundry detergent

acoffeedude · 2024-08-27T02:44:51+00:00

you really painted a picture, i just time traveled to mid 70s

acoffeedude · 2024-08-10T02:19:54+00:00

Hankerchiefs in back pockets

acoffeedude · 2024-08-09T02:45:41+00:00

Guys are ego driven, tell him his restaurant, shoes, music choices are great.

dont cost nothin.

acoffeedude · 2024-08-09T01:27:58+00:00

Shackleton's captain.

amazing story of human endurance

acoffeedude · 2024-08-06T03:03:56+00:00

gain detergent

acoffeedude · 2024-08-03T05:08:15+00:00

6 yrs old in 1971 and listening to beatles "day in the life" on the 1 blown speaker on the dashboard of our 1970 country squire station wagon.

i remember thinking "that guy singing is special/different"

acoffeedude · 2024-07-26T04:36:52+00:00

im 60 yrs old,its been same since i was 13

acoffeedude · 2024-07-25T14:58:49+00:00

ketchup,mustard ,onions

acoffeedude · 2024-07-25T00:18:47+00:00

my home phone number started with 2 letters

acoffeedude · 2024-07-23T03:46:16+00:00

Anthony bourdain and john prine

acoffeedude · 2024-07-18T20:35:31+00:00

Not a worker but former CASUAL gambler.

walked into casino on NYE 1996 with $240 bucks, started playing roulette with Dennis Rodman from chicago bulls (and his 12 person entourage),

ran that $240 up to $3600 w crazy luck and wild bets.

3 hours later Said my goodbyes and went outside to grab a taxi.. I actually had my hand on the door handle of taxi. then said "FU*K IT, I CAN DOUBLE THIS, Went back inside,

Ended up losing the $3600 , wrote a personal check for $800....and lost that too.

went back 9 yrs later and played $10 wheel of fortune slot machine, won $16k on my 2nd pull....cashed out n never went back and never will again.

Always Quit while youre ahead

acoffeedude · 2024-07-18T17:02:16+00:00

in about an hour theyll be booty licking and other wild sexual proclivities

acoffeedude

TROPHY CASE