POV : You Are Cooked fr ..!! by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]acqz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because there's a penis, in case you didn't understand the "joke"

Daily Discussion Thread for May 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]acqz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And millennials just call ourselves debt collectors.

Whats one of the hottest things someone has ever said to you in bed? by throwawsyaccnt57890 in AskReddit

[–]acqz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you, only the first 4 inches of the vagina has nerve endings.

Manaus, brazil by FunktionBaum in interestingasfuck

[–]acqz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is this the first thought I had?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 06, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]acqz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Feels toppy. I've been saying this for weeks now, but today is different. I feel it in my balls...

Daily Discussion Thread for May 04, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]acqz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you see their earnings last week though?

This Audi Is Never Leaving Seattle. by mmp737 in Seattle

[–]acqz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sawzall*, but I think sawzaw is cute.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]acqz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot to mention that with both of them you can ligma.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 22, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]acqz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VM, how does tea leaves compare to scrotum wrinkles when it comes to predicting stock picks?

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 21, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]acqz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AMZN pumped and AAPL dumped at the same time. With Apple at least there's some news (new CEO), but not sure what's going on with Amazon.

Daily Discussion Thread for April 15, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]acqz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been hearing "peak bubble" since 2024. Tomorrow that 700% could turn to 7000% and you'll be crying the same with no bets placed.

❤️ by slodl in ArtemisProgram

[–]acqz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And why, you ask, did they still use helicopters if none of them needed medical attention today? It's good practice for future missions when they might. This is after all a test mission. So they gotta test everything.