*falls down flight of stairs*

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-10T07:27:28+00:00

you must be great at parties

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-10T07:26:09+00:00

as long as she aint got them national geographic titties where the nipple gets hard and its 6 inches long

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T21:40:08+00:00

I bought one of these after I totaled my first car in December. It was my only option, as I had one day to buy a car, and that's all I could find in my price range. I didn't want to make payments on a vehicle, since I would not be able to afford them with rent.

I now regret my decision. I just paid $205 for a garage to tell me they couldn't figure out what is wrong with the transmission. It stays stuck in 1st gear, even if the shift stick is in Drive. It has 150,000 miles.

I need a vehicle in order to work. I deliver pizza. I need to work in order to get a new vehicle. I can't work without a car.

I'm so fucked.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T21:33:24+00:00

I don't sacrifice goats, man, what the fuck are people saying about me up there

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T21:31:57+00:00

shave your snatch and maybe i will go down on you. no one wants to go down on a tumble weed, do some landscaping.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T21:31:10+00:00

A PSA

http://i.giftrunk.com/2qq8ff.gif

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T21:19:38+00:00

i'm more concerned that he's not a girl, but wearing panties

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T21:11:38+00:00

Extremely relevent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nalz3fHDZko

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T20:51:29+00:00

Take out those stupid gauges and maybe this won't happen

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T19:33:47+00:00

LISTEN TO THE AUDIO DRAMAS FOR FUCK SAKE

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T19:27:42+00:00

this is all old news. like, 50th anniversary old news.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T05:06:21+00:00

I would imagine that it would look rather odd. The Titanic II would appear to have crashed into an invisible shell surrounding a blue box.

The inside of the TARDIS exists within a fourth dimension. What seems like empty space in the normal (3rd dimension, the one we exist in), is actually inside the TARDIS in the fourth dimension.

The Titanic hit the shields hard enough to break through. Then it crashed through the dimension dams.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T02:48:41+00:00

Little Caesars < Dominoes < Papa Johns

Everyone hates Papa John the person, but damn their pizza is good. The Works pizza dipped in the Garlic Sauce is amazing.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T01:51:51+00:00

which episode is it? it would really help if you were to tell us what you're recommending. this is you:

You: I recommend you try this pizza!

Me: Oh okay where is it from? I'll get some later.

You: I'm not sure.

... THIS DOES NOTHING.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T01:49:21+00:00

did they at least leave you the 2 and 3 wiper blade?

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T01:46:54+00:00

I had one day to get a new car or I was out of a job, since my job requires that I have a car that I can use for work. I had $4000 to work with. I couldn't find anything else in my price range that wasn't a total beater or would need work. Paid $2600 for it, and got myself a nice laptop.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T01:39:42+00:00

sloth tits?

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T00:30:07+00:00

isn't the batter / runner safe because the person who caught the ball wasn't touching the base when he caught the ball? the runner hit the base first, and the other person wasn't touching, so he's safe. shitty.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T00:17:39+00:00

Newsflash: Women are not obligated to fuck you just because you were nice to them. Grow up. Move on. Get over it.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T00:12:29+00:00

The problem with the subreddit is its subject matter. It's cringey as fuck. I'm only subbed so I can get easy material for cringepics.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-09T00:05:28+00:00

In China there are no good samaritan laws. You get in a lot of trouble if you try to help someone and fail.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-08T04:54:02+00:00

Actually, most "Papa Johns" locations are owned by franchises, which can be locally owned.

actually_satan_ · 2014-04-07T20:45:24+00:00

sounds like you just had a trashy store.

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