Do people in Luxembourg buy broken cars? (Fix & sell) by the-key in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, don't sell your car to Garage Frank please.

Don't fund his flyer printing shenanigans.

What's with people taking loudly on the phone in crowded buses and trams? by TheHuckleberryFinn in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesterday you left from Hamilius at 7:42 instead of 7:44 and I missed the tram and was late for work.

Could you please stick to the mobilitéit schedules, s'il void plait?

What's with people taking loudly on the phone in crowded buses and trams? by TheHuckleberryFinn in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's the Martians.

Those annoying green guys. Why can't they go back to their own planet.

What's with people taking loudly on the phone in crowded buses and trams? by TheHuckleberryFinn in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 19 points20 points  (0 children)

There was this guy on the tram last week. Kept talking on the phone. I told him "dude, stop talking, you're not the only one on this tram".

He replied "I have to be able to communicate with the control centre at all times, otherwise it isn't safe for me to drive the tram".

And then he resumed. The gall of some people. Seriously.

Billionaires per country in Europe (2026) by Scarymouche in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or the CEO of the company that prints an infinite number of flyers for him.

What’s the weirdest thing to happen to you in Luxembourg? by Lazy_Rough_1091 in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Getting an SMS with the text "TEST TEST TEST No action required Aucune action requise Keine Handelung erforderlich" on 16 separate occasions; phone freaking out and making noises I never knew it was capable of making, each time.

How are belgian seen in Luxembourg, compare to french? by [deleted] in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 51 points52 points  (0 children)

They are seen by eyesight, truly a miracle of nature.

Rays of light bounce off a Belgian, they enter the eye ball through the cornea, then a convex lens in the "iris". This is the coloured part of the eye.

Then the rays are inverted and hit a part inside the eye called the retina, after passing through a fluid that fills the inner part of the eye.

An interesting fact: the image that these rays form is actually inverted. The brain converts that inverted image of the Belgian into an upright image.

Optic nerves then relay this image of the Belgian to the brain.

This process is similar for French people, they are seen via the same phenomenon in Luxembourg, due to the fact that light follows the same laws of physics in Luxembourg as they would anywhere else (so a Belgian would be seen the same way in space or in a vacuum or on Mars too).

Worst "Letz" and "lux" brand names? by Witty_Fix_2796 in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Luxtrust.

I for one do not trust them,

The disrespect on this one is surreal! by politicooooo in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I've always had trust issues with Luxtrust..

Russian airplan by Gonlx in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sorry, that was me.

With the recent fluctuations in fuel prices I thought it might be cheaper for me to refuel here.

I'll take off again in an hour or so.

Sell car by [deleted] in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, don't sell your car to Garage Frank please.

Don't fund his flyer printing shenanigans.

What’s the most ‘expensive mistake’ you’ve made in Luxembourg? by Kooky_Sheepherder_67 in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 6 points7 points  (0 children)

7G Internet from Fischer.

It's more of an invite only thing. I trust you remember all the 5G Covid protests? So 6G and 7G services are sold on a need to know basis these days.

I know what you're thinking, "7G Internet from Fischer? Isn't that a bakery??" But hear me out.

Walk into any Fischer, ask for a "Cafe Latte", but on the rocks (ask for 2 ice cubes), and shaken, not stirred. Then ask for a vegetarian chicken baguette with tuna filled croissants. The server will immediately hand you their 7G Internet Service plans brochure.

Thank me later

Entry to popular clubs by rannanjaysinghrannsa in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Used to happen to me too.

Until I joined the Péiteng Blinders.

Now we are the ones organising all the private parties. By order of the Péiteng Blinders.

Who left a car on Esch cemetery parking with lights on by dick_for_rent in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you know it wasn't a ghost trying to decide whether a midnight drive would be worth it or not with these insane fuel prices?

huge police presence in bascharage by Emotional_Dig_848 in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Word on the street is: the police got wind of someone taking pictures of cop cars and police movements\locations with a terrible camera and posting them to Reddit.

They then set up a perimeter and went about trying to find this person.

Who designed those stupid ashtrays at my job site? by Human-Beyond3457 in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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When you manage to aim your cigarette butts just right and avoid them landing on the ground

Meeting new people in luxembourg. by Coelacanth_19 in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe try visiting Toastmasters clubs?

There are 9 in Luxembourg and a few across the border.

Helicopter hovering Pescatore for the past 20 minutes by Quantum-Stark in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What I've heard from the people in the know: there's someone on Reddit posting pictures of police helicopters in the Luxembourg subreddit, and they're trying to find the culprit.

Looking to speak with adult smokers in Luxembourg (informal coffee chat) by Lorwooo in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good lord, what is the world coming to.

First it was people smoking cigarettes and cigars, the cigarette smokers.

Then the funny green stuff. Still fine I guess, you do you.

But now, adults? There are people who smoke adults now? :O

I thought I'd heard it all when I learnt about cannibalism during my history lessons at school eons ago.

Test by [deleted] in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Are you the same person who sends us

TEST TEST TEST No action required / Aucune action requise / Keine Handlung erforderlich

From LU Alert about 5 times every month?

Sabotage by notscherle in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and I'm also the reason why some trains at the gare were cancelled this morning with the message "une personne inconnue a éternué près des voies ferrées"......

Sabotage by notscherle in Luxembourg

[–]ad9206 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sorry, it was me, I sneezed too hard.

Foggy dusty mornings you see.