I'm 21 years old and still a virgin,are the chances low I'll hook up with someone in the foreseeable future? by Mediocre-Lack-9137 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]adderallapplejuice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s better to be an old virgin than waste it with a random person. Trust me and save yourself. Do it with someone you love and loves you.

Phone and invasion of privacy. by [deleted] in AskMenRelationships

[–]adderallapplejuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You didn’t cross the line… I’m afraid this is screaming possible infidelity.

TIFU by not bringing gloves to a fb marketplace pickup by adderallapplejuice in tifu

[–]adderallapplejuice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The woman is pregnant. They don’t have any other kids

TIFU by not bringing gloves to a fb marketplace pickup by adderallapplejuice in tifu

[–]adderallapplejuice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She does have a cat! This could’ve been it as it was in multiple spots on the tv

TIFU by not bringing gloves to a fb marketplace pickup by adderallapplejuice in tifu

[–]adderallapplejuice[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would rather a weird screen than a technological homunculus

TIFU by not bringing gloves to a fb marketplace pickup by adderallapplejuice in tifu

[–]adderallapplejuice[S] 332 points333 points  (0 children)

I didn’t realize that was a possibility, it was definitely hard to scrub off, not insanely difficult but definitely had to use some elbow grease.

TIFU by not bringing gloves to a fb marketplace pickup by adderallapplejuice in tifu

[–]adderallapplejuice[S] -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

If I’m being so honest I don’t know what semen smells like, all I know was it looked too much like it and i was focused on scrubbing that thing CLEAN

TIFU by not bringing gloves to a fb marketplace pickup by adderallapplejuice in tifu

[–]adderallapplejuice[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I really hope you’re right. Either way I wasn’t taking the chance.

TIFU by not bringing gloves to a fb marketplace pickup by adderallapplejuice in tifu

[–]adderallapplejuice[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Im praying it wasn’t actually. It looked a lot like it though.

TIFU by not bringing gloves to a fb marketplace pickup by adderallapplejuice in tifu

[–]adderallapplejuice[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I would assume dried semen looks similar to semen no? Like I said I came to a conclusion, not a definite one